We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2007 4:41:28 pm PST #3961 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It took a while for that page to load for me....


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 26, 2007 4:42:55 pm PST #3962 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It's probably difficult to code a website effectively if you believe higher mathematics are just liberal hooey.


Laga - Feb 26, 2007 4:46:43 pm PST #3963 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think Conservapedia's servers can't handle the extra traffic form all the people who are logging on lately for it's humor value.


brenda m - Feb 26, 2007 4:47:27 pm PST #3964 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

If your computer is blocking the wingnuttery from reaching you, I'm not sure dystopia is the word you want.


Kat - Feb 26, 2007 4:53:27 pm PST #3965 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Okay, help desperately needed!

I have the first 5 lines of a sestina. I need help with one more (the writing doesn't have to be good, it just has to be done!) The last line should be 10 syllables long and should end with a verb or a noun. HELP!

“Pull up your pants” is what I want to yell
at all the kids with their droopy-assed pants.
Who wants to see a ribbon of fabric
that peeks above the waistband on a boy
young enough to be your very own son?


Laga - Feb 26, 2007 4:55:03 pm PST #3966 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Or even worse his milky white ass crack?


billytea - Feb 26, 2007 4:56:28 pm PST #3967 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"They're all wedgies just waiting to happen."


Laga - Feb 26, 2007 4:58:03 pm PST #3968 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

O I like billytea's better.


Kat - Feb 26, 2007 5:01:13 pm PST #3969 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Those are both great!


Katie M - Feb 26, 2007 5:04:19 pm PST #3970 of 10001
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Just dropping by to give a 1500-post late Thank You for the birthday wishes last week. This whole No Boards/LJ At Work thing is hard, people, it's hard.