She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Feb 23, 2007 6:14:58 am PST #3128 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

bon bon, what's her name? She looked really familar to me.

Jean Villepique. She's probably done some commercials; I don't know anything else she's done.

ETA: she did do an episode of The Daily Show recently, as some kind of couple on hidden camera.


Strega - Feb 23, 2007 6:27:59 am PST #3129 of 10001

Breaking news: People continue to be dumb!

Three CD players hidden under a cathedral's pews blared sexually explicit language in the middle of an Ash Wednesday Mass, leading a bomb squad to detonate two of the devices.
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I assume that officials are even now looking for a way to blame Ted Turner.


lisah - Feb 23, 2007 6:33:00 am PST #3130 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Also we were kind of surprised to see one of Bob's improv teachers as the CFO's wife!

She was great!!! LOVED her being the perfect hostess for the kookaroos, Michael & Dwight, and loved when she almost ran into the camera.

The look on her face was priceless.


Jessica - Feb 23, 2007 6:42:31 am PST #3131 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Bad news for believeristas -- according to this morning's edition of Crazy Screaming Preacher On The 4 Train, you cannot be a Christian if you own a television.


Sue - Feb 23, 2007 6:44:45 am PST #3132 of 10001
hip deep in pie

But what about the televangelists?


shrift - Feb 23, 2007 6:46:39 am PST #3133 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I like to think Jesus would be cool with television, because that's the way Jesus rolls. He'd have to show God how to work the TiVo remote, though.


tommyrot - Feb 23, 2007 6:47:03 am PST #3134 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But what about the televangelists?

Bwah!


Gudanov - Feb 23, 2007 6:47:32 am PST #3135 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Chimps have been observed making and using spears to hunt.

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Only a matter of time before they figure out how to make ice skates.


amych - Feb 23, 2007 6:48:34 am PST #3136 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

He'd have to show God how to work the TiVo remote, though.

Isn't that what kids (Kids?) are for? To show Dad the new technology?


Gudanov - Feb 23, 2007 6:49:18 am PST #3137 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

according to this morning's edition of Crazy Screaming Preacher On The 4 Train, you cannot be a Christian if you own a television.

I wonder at the logic the dude must have used to get that out of scripture.