But what about the televangelists?
Bwah!
I believe that's my hey. Hey!
Xander ,'Storyteller'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 23, 2007 6:47:03 am PST #3134 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gudanov - Feb 23, 2007 6:47:32 am PST #3135 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Chimps have been observed making and using spears to hunt.
Only a matter of time before they figure out how to make ice skates.
amych - Feb 23, 2007 6:48:34 am PST #3136 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
He'd have to show God how to work the TiVo remote, though.
Isn't that what kids (Kids?) are for? To show Dad the new technology?
Gudanov - Feb 23, 2007 6:49:18 am PST #3137 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
according to this morning's edition of Crazy Screaming Preacher On The 4 Train, you cannot be a Christian if you own a television.
I wonder at the logic the dude must have used to get that out of scripture.
tommyrot - Feb 23, 2007 6:55:56 am PST #3138 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I wonder at the logic the dude must have used to get that out of scripture.
Maybe it's because TVs are not in scripture. So you're just limited to what's mentioned in the bible. Goats and what-not.
What kinds of clothes are mentioned in the Bible?
P.M. Marc - Feb 23, 2007 6:56:28 am PST #3139 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Jesse, thanks!
D'aww. It's like schmoopy fanfic made real!
Connie Neil - Feb 23, 2007 6:59:51 am PST #3140 of 10001
brillig
Isn't that what kids (Kids?) are for? To show Dad the new technology?
"Jesus! Get in here and program my VCR for me!"
"Oh, come on, Dad, haven't you figured that one out yet??"
Gudanov - Feb 23, 2007 7:00:19 am PST #3141 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
What kinds of clothes are mentioned in the Bible?
This is Numbers 31:20 "Purify every garment as well as everything made of leather, goat hair or wood."
There has to be some stuff in Leviticus.
Tom Scola - Feb 23, 2007 7:01:07 am PST #3142 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
I hate the 4 & 5 trains. It's an endless procession of panhandlers, candy sellers, bad drummers, bad singers, and assorted other crazies.
tommyrot - Feb 23, 2007 7:01:32 am PST #3143 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Jesus! Get in here and program my VCR for me!"
"Oh, come on, Dad, haven't you figured that one out yet??"
I've heard that the Holy Ghost handles all God's bittorrenting....