Bad news for believeristas -- according to this morning's edition of Crazy Screaming Preacher On The 4 Train, you cannot be a Christian if you own a television.
Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.
Spike ,'Selfless'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Feb 23, 2007 6:42:31 am PST #3131 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Sue - Feb 23, 2007 6:44:45 am PST #3132 of 10001
hip deep in pie
But what about the televangelists?
shrift - Feb 23, 2007 6:46:39 am PST #3133 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I like to think Jesus would be cool with television, because that's the way Jesus rolls. He'd have to show God how to work the TiVo remote, though.
tommyrot - Feb 23, 2007 6:47:03 am PST #3134 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But what about the televangelists?
Bwah!
Gudanov - Feb 23, 2007 6:47:32 am PST #3135 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Chimps have been observed making and using spears to hunt.
Only a matter of time before they figure out how to make ice skates.
amych - Feb 23, 2007 6:48:34 am PST #3136 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
He'd have to show God how to work the TiVo remote, though.
Isn't that what kids (Kids?) are for? To show Dad the new technology?
Gudanov - Feb 23, 2007 6:49:18 am PST #3137 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
according to this morning's edition of Crazy Screaming Preacher On The 4 Train, you cannot be a Christian if you own a television.
I wonder at the logic the dude must have used to get that out of scripture.
tommyrot - Feb 23, 2007 6:55:56 am PST #3138 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I wonder at the logic the dude must have used to get that out of scripture.
Maybe it's because TVs are not in scripture. So you're just limited to what's mentioned in the bible. Goats and what-not.
What kinds of clothes are mentioned in the Bible?
P.M. Marc - Feb 23, 2007 6:56:28 am PST #3139 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Jesse, thanks!
D'aww. It's like schmoopy fanfic made real!
Connie Neil - Feb 23, 2007 6:59:51 am PST #3140 of 10001
brillig
Isn't that what kids (Kids?) are for? To show Dad the new technology?
"Jesus! Get in here and program my VCR for me!"
"Oh, come on, Dad, haven't you figured that one out yet??"