You, you - functionalist, Suela! It's like you studied anthropology or something!
Some things cannot be unlearnt.
But haven't they been gone for a while already?
Not entirely, assuming your community planned properly. It would depend where you lived, what crops and meats you were relying on, and how you processed them.
You want conspiracies look at those Lutherans! Always nailing stuff to doors and whatnot!
Spontaneously evolving in people's sinks.
You want conspiracies look at those Lutherans!
I'm sure he meant Missouri Synod
Crap. I missed out on all the conspiracy stuff when I was a Lutheran.
Sorry that I'm too krav-whipped to make it out with everyone.
I read this as "too krav-whipped to make out with everyone" and first I thought, what a shame, and then I thought, I gotta go to some of these birthday parties!
Happy Birthday, Jon! Theremin on.
All of these plots are actually under the control of the Illuminati. Of course, they'd stop me cold if they knew I
How does one join the Illuminati?
You know, was going to question the functionalist explanation of Lent by bringing up the four fasts a year that my observant aunt went through, but then I remembered where that branch of the family is from and for all I know you run out of food four times a year in Siberia, so I'm good.
I'm starting to worry about the actuary conspiracy. They're taking over our... fast food commercials....
I'm sure he meant Missouri Synod
Again. Standing. Right. Here.