I'm starting to worry about the actuary conspiracy. They're taking over our... fast food commercials....
'Shells'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I'm sure he meant Missouri Synod
Again. Standing. Right. Here.
Did I wish Jon a happy birthday? I meant to. I did in my head. I don't know if I typed it.
Doesn't hurt to repeat, in any case.
Happy birthday, Jon!
Again. Standing. Right. Here.
Sorry I misspelled Evangelical Lutheran Church in America, easy mistake to make.
For Steph.
Heh. I don't need it, since most fragrances turn to Play-Doh on me anyway.
Or -- maybe this one would turn to, I don't know, attar of roses or something.
Hail Eris
Connie, I'm going to have to tape some Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy episodes that have Eris in them, and send them to you. You will get a HUGE kick out of them.
How does one join the Illuminati?
Send a postcard and a money order (or check made out to "cash") in the amount of $5000.00 to:
Miracleman 109...
(stop looking at me like that, Aimee, you want that new furniture or not?)
109...
(Is it *my* fault that he might be willing to send us money? I'll send him a "membership card" or something. I'll make it up on the computer and laminate it. Now shush.)
109...
(Okay, lookit, it's not like I...well, okay it *is* like I...*sigh*)
You can't, Gud.
Oh, I think I forgot to wish Jon a Happy Birthday, too, so...Happy Birthday, O Silver Giver of Sweet Theremin Music!
You give up too easily.
Damn you and your Refuse to Lie for Financial Gain Boy Scout honesty!
You couldda been President by now1
for all I know you run out of food four times a year in Siberia
I was going to say -- isn't Siberia historically an all-fast-alla-time location? Anyway, if it isn't, I think Siberia needs to sue the estate of Joseph Stalin for ruining its reputation.
You can't, Gud.
Crap, I'll just have to start my own world dominiating secret organization. I'm going to call it the "No Illuminaties".