Jayne, you'll scare the women.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Feb 15, 2007 6:08:39 am PST #1046 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I actually sat up and yelled,

HA!! Me too also LATE HIT!

Mr. Jane was all, "You know this is scripted right?" Shut up Mr. Jane.


Sue - Feb 15, 2007 6:09:15 am PST #1047 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Well, then they'd have to pooper scoop!


Nutty - Feb 15, 2007 6:09:26 am PST #1048 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Okay, on some research I am discovering that warm water in not the way to go when de-icing. But windshield wiper fluid is! Also they have teflon-in-a-can now, that you can spray into locks, where it evaporates instead of turning into the gunk that is WD-40 when it dries.

Innovation! I don't know if that will also fix the tires-frozen-to-raod issue, but, one problem at a time.


Steph L. - Feb 15, 2007 6:09:51 am PST #1049 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

My experience was that if it is Salmonella there will be a point where you literally cannot leave the bathroom. I have never ever experienced such complete clean-out in my entire life, except then.

I'm thinking that *if* this is Salmonella (which is possible, but I'm not sure if it's likely), it's not a severe case. Which is good, yeah, but I'm still not crazy about the nausea.


Tom Scola - Feb 15, 2007 6:10:11 am PST #1050 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

They have the Ringling Bros. Circus in MSG. They're used to cleaning that sort of stuff up!


Steph L. - Feb 15, 2007 6:11:07 am PST #1051 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Also they have teflon-in-a-can now, that you can spray into locks, where it evaporates instead of turning into the gunk that is WD-40 when it dries.

I think this is the same stuff that you can spray around your doorframe prior to a freeze, and it'll make getting your car door open less of a chore. According to my Dad.


Jesse - Feb 15, 2007 6:14:32 am PST #1052 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They have the Ringling Bros. Circus in MSG. They're used to cleaning that sort of stuff up!

I do not believe they just bring the elephants outside to do their business.


flea - Feb 15, 2007 6:14:47 am PST #1053 of 10001
information libertarian

There are a lot of stomach flu-type things (norovirus) going around at the moment, at least in my neck of the woods, so anybody feeling funky may be suffering from that instead of salmonella.

I LOVE the biggish fluffy white doggies - Bernese Mountain Dogs, I think? So sweet. I like shepherd-type dogs. They have gorgeous mountain sheep dogs in Turkey, too.

I need to get some sheep, and a dog to watch them.


amych - Feb 15, 2007 6:19:12 am PST #1054 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Bernese are mostly black, but very sweet. Are you thinking of Great Pyrenees, which are quite big, and fluffy and white? Either way, they'd help with the child care.


shrift - Feb 15, 2007 6:19:49 am PST #1055 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Mr. Jane was all, "You know this is scripted right?" Shut up Mr. Jane.

IT FEELS REAL. I don't remember where on my flist I read it, but someone said that it feels like watching a documentary.

From now on, whenever people ask me what my high school experience was like, I can point at FNL and say, "Like that, only with snow and cows."