If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.

Spike ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 16, 2007 5:09:49 am PST #991 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Eek! Tonight I go Back To School for a class that looks rewarding but quite challenging... "Gender Issues in Higher Education."


Steph L. - Jan 16, 2007 5:29:26 am PST #992 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

"Gender Issues in Higher Education."

Nora, Nora, Nora. What issues could there *possibly* be? You *know* that the wimmins ain't suited to book-learnin' or cipherin'.


tommyrot - Jan 16, 2007 5:34:40 am PST #993 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pretty FEMA tarp dress: [link]

Today is the final day for entries in Etsy’s Upcycling contest, and I just completed my own final entry for the contest earlier today.

It’s a bustier, skirt, and flower choker made from recycled FEMA blue tarp. Last year around Mardi Gras, I participated in a fashion show fundraiser charity auction to benefit the America’s Wetland organization. The only rule for the auction was that all of the outfits had to be made using blue tarp as the primary material.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 16, 2007 5:35:47 am PST #994 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Perhaps we will be studying the problems of their tiny pea sized brains!


vw bug - Jan 16, 2007 5:39:07 am PST #995 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm losing things today. First, I got out stamps to put them on a couple of notes I'm sending out. Can't find 'em anywhere now. Then, I'm sitting here working on my to do list, turn to the computer to write an e-mail, and now I can't find my pen.

I don't know where Toto's hiding them, but he's *good*.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 16, 2007 5:39:10 am PST #996 of 10001
What is even happening?

Perhaps we will be studying the problems of their tiny pea sized brains!
With what?


Steph L. - Jan 16, 2007 5:39:42 am PST #997 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Perhaps we will be studying the problems of their tiny pea sized brains!

What is this "studying" of which you speak? Get back in the kitchen, woman!

(It actually sounds like a really interesting class.)


tommyrot - Jan 16, 2007 5:41:14 am PST #998 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What is this "studying" of which you speak?

Um... Home Ec? Care and Feeding of Babies 101?


vw bug - Jan 16, 2007 5:42:59 am PST #999 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Bwah! I e-mailed the radio station about the Christmas music for online streamers, and they said they'd fix it.

Guess not. There's another Christmas song playing right now. This is freaking hysterical.


Cass - Jan 16, 2007 5:44:21 am PST #1000 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

In other news, we're coming to the end - supposedly - of our deep freeze. Our overnight lows will still be below freezing this week, but we finally got above freezing during the daytime today! Yay! This really shouldn't make me as happy as it does.
You know, Pete, they said this but they lied. Because we are ass deep in snow right now.