Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Jan 15, 2007 6:57:25 pm PST #958 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Daniel, you'ere in Minnesota? For some reason, I thought you guys lived in Wisconsin. Are you close enough to Minneapolis to get together next time I'm there?

Andi and I live approximately 30 miles south of the Mall of America. Quit possible. We have weird schedules, tho.


Strix - Jan 15, 2007 7:25:35 pm PST #959 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, I finally got back on the internet (and I won't stay on long, as it's about -10 F in my office right now, but...

School's canceled tomorrow!! Lalalalala!!

Ahem. Sorry, and not to run it in for the other teachers out there, but...hee. And I wasn't at ALL thinking that cancellation would be a possibility, and at 9:10 pm I get a jubilant phone call from our registar which pretty much went "Grace? No...no FUCKING way! Are you shitting me? Why...no, I don't care! Awesome; let's have a party!" and then I hung up, called the next person in our phone tree while doing Numfar's dance of Unexpected Snow Day.

Woo. I shall sleep in!


SuziQ - Jan 15, 2007 7:28:09 pm PST #960 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Enjoy your day off, Erin.

Me, I want a "It-is-so-cold-my-nipples-are-going-to-freeze-off Day". Geeesh. The bay area is not supposed to be this cold.


DavidS - Jan 15, 2007 7:33:31 pm PST #961 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I want a "It-is-so-cold-my-nipples-are-going-to-freeze-off Day".

Wouldn't you really rather have a "Huston Street is bringing me cocktails in Oaxaca day"?


SuziQ - Jan 15, 2007 7:36:28 pm PST #962 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

If that gives me a day off...I'm all for it. Huston Street is nice eye candy, but when I see him, I expect him to smell like the menthol rub he uses on game days.


Strix - Jan 15, 2007 7:39:37 pm PST #963 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Wouldn't we all? Although Suzi and I will being doing it with freakish nippleless breasts, cause it's frickin' cold here, too.

And I'm sure I have students who have relatives in Oaxaca (and thanks to my students, I know how to pronounce it now WAKS-AK-AH) and I can probably get a few free drinks. They respect teachers muchly. And would pity my poor cold nippleless guera boobies.


Emily - Jan 15, 2007 7:55:20 pm PST #964 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Sorry, and not to run it in for the other teachers out there,

Hey, if it's -10 there, you totally deserve it! I feel like a total wimp complaining about the 50-something temperature in my classroom. Okay, no I don't. It should not BE 50-something in the classroom.


Fay - Jan 15, 2007 8:33:06 pm PST #965 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Huh. I've got the A/C on, so my classroom is about 25 degrees right now.

...I'm guessing we're talking different scales? 'Cause otherwise, you're going to MELT! MELT, I say!

Meanwhile, I think Emily should work in international schools, where she will have smaller classes and be treated like a Queen. Yes. This is what I think. Possibly in Thailand.

...what? ijs!


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 15, 2007 8:34:30 pm PST #966 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

FAY!

Are we, by some miracle, on the boards at the same time?!?

eta: P.S. Do not mock with the temperature. I have been freezing for days. Days, I tell you!


Emily - Jan 15, 2007 8:58:28 pm PST #967 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Meanwhile, I think Emily should work in international schools, where she will have smaller classes and be treated like a Queen. Yes. This is what I think. Possibly in Thailand.

Mmm. A QUEEEEEN!

I'm guessing we're talking different scales?

Yes. Let's see, (50-32)*5/9 = 18*5/9 = 90/9 = 10 degrees, chez Fay. Whereas 25*9/5+32 = 225/5+32 = 45 + 32 = 77 -- wow, pretty balmy there, lady!