Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


lisah - Mar 07, 2007 6:31:20 am PST #9219 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I support Nora's non-complainy mode.

Not that I've ever eye-rolled at your complaints or anything but I support it too. I think just being aware and thinking before you complain will help you narrow down what are actual problems and what are irritants that you perceive as problems because you're generally not feeling well. And that will maybe help you focus on how to make positive changes in your life.

Not complaining is something I have to recommit to (at work mostly) all the time. Mostly because I get sick of hearing myself complain. My boss is remarkably tolerant.


Volans - Mar 07, 2007 6:35:06 am PST #9220 of 10001
move out and draw fire

I'll do alla y'all's complaining for you.

Or maybe just mine.

I hate househunting. H A T E. I'm not going to drop half a million dollars on a house sight-unseen, so I'm trying to find a rental that we can tolerate for a price we can handle. I just found a house near a metro stop for the right rent, but the realtor's notes were online: "Can't show b/c large mean dog. Email owner to remove dog before showing house: cardiacjack@..."

So, I'm thinking the "newly renovated" kitchen has been papered in Schlitz cans cut apart with metal shears, and the "renovated" family room is littered with bits of dog toys that "NiggaKilla" the pit bull has shredded. And the rest of the house is probably done in Early NASCAR Revival.


Deena - Mar 07, 2007 6:37:24 am PST #9221 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

How soon will you be here, Raq?


Toddson - Mar 07, 2007 6:37:57 am PST #9222 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Chiming in to say that I don't get eye-rolly over Nora's complaints. I just feel bad that she's having a hard time and wish I could help ... same for any other Buffista who's having a bad day/week/month.

And the bit about the school closings - this is DC. People pretend it doesn't snow here and PANIC when it actually does. Or even threatens to. So they've been predicting snow and some of the schools closed to prevent problems. And they were advising people to work from home if they could so they wouldn't have to be out on the roads. Maybe the DC snow plow wore out ....


lisah - Mar 07, 2007 6:38:49 am PST #9223 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I hate househunting. H A T E. I'm not going to drop half a million dollars on a house sight-unseen, so I'm trying to find a rental that we can tolerate for a price we can handle.

Have you guys considered B'more at all? Or would the commute be too intolerable?


lisah - Mar 07, 2007 6:39:54 am PST #9224 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

And they were advising people to work from home if they could so they wouldn't have to be out on the roads.

Supposedly the roads were freezing pretty badly...er...that's my excuse for working at home today anyway.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 07, 2007 6:43:13 am PST #9225 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'll tell you, being caffeine free really sort of mellows me out a lot, in a real sleepy kind of way. Today is big exercise day though, so hopefully the endorphins will pull some weight around here!

Thanks for all the thoughts. In my non-caffeinated state of mind, I'm just wondering somewhat detachedly what it is that is causing me to freak out all the time. Perhaps it is caffeine. Some of the issues do seem to come from a jittery panicked mode.

There's no email in my office today, and people are kind of going a little funny-crazy.


Steph L. - Mar 07, 2007 6:47:29 am PST #9226 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Sara informed me this morning that "ninjas steal pie."

Because they're NINJAS! They steal whatever they want to! You can't stop them, because they'll just kill you. They'll totally flip out and kill you just for your pie. They might even kill you if you have the wrong kind of pie, like if you have a coconut cream pie but they wanted to steal a chess pie -- they'll kill you for it. They'll still take the coconut cream pie even though it isn't the one they want, but they'll kill you just to teach you a lesson.

Ninjas are like that.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 07, 2007 6:48:38 am PST #9227 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

rassenfrassen Ninjas!


juliana - Mar 07, 2007 6:52:31 am PST #9228 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Chiming in to say that I don't get eye-rolly over Nora's complaints. I just feel bad that she's having a hard time and wish I could help ... same for any other Buffista who's having a bad day/week/month.

This is me.

I have (what I think of as) a complaint, though. This is Day 3 of not having a voice, and I'm running a fever, and I still have to be in the office. I stayed home all day yesterday & didn't speak at all, and I still have no voice. This is of the suck.

On the other hand, this too shall pass. so.