Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Mar 06, 2007 9:06:10 am PST #9128 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

::schedules pit stop at Stormy Leather for a leash::
Yay! Souvenirs!


Toddson - Mar 06, 2007 9:42:30 am PST #9129 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

DJ, I'm only going to accept someone in gauchos if they're a (cute) gaucho.


Daisy Jane - Mar 06, 2007 9:53:11 am PST #9130 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

They are! They're bejewelled.


Toddson - Mar 06, 2007 9:57:13 am PST #9131 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

no, no, I meant being WORN by a cute gaucho. Not that you're not cute - just not A gaucho.


Glamcookie - Mar 06, 2007 11:00:58 am PST #9132 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Where is everyone?? Don't make me (finally) get in the shower...


Aims - Mar 06, 2007 11:02:27 am PST #9133 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm here! I'm obsessing about "Dreamgirls" again.


Glamcookie - Mar 06, 2007 11:03:54 am PST #9134 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I haven't seen that yet. I plan to rent it.


Aims - Mar 06, 2007 11:04:58 am PST #9135 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So. Good.


Glamcookie - Mar 06, 2007 11:12:27 am PST #9136 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Ok, I'm gonna get clean now. I went through my LUSH stash and pulled out some Snow Fairy shower gel to tempt me. I hate getting ready.


Glamcookie - Mar 06, 2007 12:12:53 pm PST #9137 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I just figured out how to make my hair more Posh-like. Flat iron the bangs and front! I've been going crazy the last couple of days because it feels like my hair is like a mushroom. Now it lays flat and sleek in front and is poufy in back, the way God intended!