I'm full of lies and Ginger has facts.
Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Mar 05, 2007 1:05:21 pm PST #9001 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
juliana - Mar 05, 2007 1:06:16 pm PST #9002 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Man, juliana's going to have fun with you.
Mine is an evil laugh....
Related to the chicken discussion - am I correct in thinking that it's legal to own up to 3 chickens in SF if you have a yard?
askye - Mar 05, 2007 1:09:18 pm PST #9003 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
I have a several cookbooks from the 40s/50s and there are recipes for "City Chicken" where chunks of meat are cut in different sizes, skewered and rolled in crumbs to look like a chicken leg and then fried.
Hello! (((Sean and S))). So sorry that she has to deal with people who don't understand that BROTH is MEAT! Seriously.
And Steph, a pox on the Asshead President.
Everyone's hair looks wonderful, btw!
And... Night of the Lepus is one of my all time favorite movies. I'm not ashamed to admit it.
JZ - Mar 05, 2007 1:17:05 pm PST #9004 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Super-whiney first-world mommy sniveling ahead:
Ah, fuck. I mean, not exactly fuck, but...fuck. Matilda's been hitting a growth spurt and has gone back up to nursing every 2 1/2 to 3 hours for the past couple of days; I'm having no trouble keeping up when I'm feeding her in person, but my mom just reported that she's wolfed down two separate 5 oz. feeds so far today and would probably have taken 6.
Which is fine for the actual nursing, but there's no way I can pump that much; I'm barely squeezing out 3 oz. per pumping session, and I just absolutely utterly can't do three 6-oz. sessions, or even one. I've never pumped more than 4 oz. at a time, and not even that much for almost two weeks.
Bleah. I'm fine with supplementing and/or weaning in theory, and the rational part of my brain knows that lots of babies don't even get five months of pure breast, but the irrational part feels shitty that my stupid breasts can't supply enough to make it to six.
Not even asking for hairpats or anything, really. Just venting and kicking the furniture and shaking shaky fists at my milk ducts.
Vortex - Mar 05, 2007 1:22:14 pm PST #9005 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
but the irrational part feels shitty that my stupid breasts can't supply enough to make it to six.
If it makes you feel any better, I think that your breasts are great.
JZ - Mar 05, 2007 1:24:40 pm PST #9006 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Well, sure, they're decorative, but I was getting very attached to them in their new incarnation. They had a lovely sort of late 19th century Arts and Crafts aesthetic -- visually pleasing and beautiful and functional. Now they're just some crazy-ass rococo froufrou.
Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2007 1:29:41 pm PST #9007 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
shaking shaky fists at my milk ducts
not to take away from your rant, but this visual makes me laugh.
2 things. 1) Mr. Jane just called. The funeral will be on Thurs. so he won't be back until Friday this means not only will he be gone for nearly a week, but we won't have that income from Sunday, Monday, Tuesday or Friday. They do need him though. He's doing chores and stuff around the house. He's going to call again tonight.
2) The goddess Yesca? The one Virginia's dad tried to sacrifice her to in Guise will be Guise. My coworker just informed me that yesca is Spanish slang for marijuana.
-t - Mar 05, 2007 1:49:59 pm PST #9008 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Related to the chicken discussion - am I correct in thinking that it's legal to own up to 3 chickens in SF if you have a yard?
I think so, but my "knowledge" is based on that movie about chickens in SF. I'm pretty sure you can't have roosters inside the city limits. I know that's the case in Portland.
amych - Mar 05, 2007 1:54:38 pm PST #9009 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Dunno, but most of the population was still in the countryside during WWII.
Nah, urban population surpassed rural sometime before 1920. [link]
P.M. Marc - Mar 05, 2007 1:55:32 pm PST #9010 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Bleah. I'm fine with supplementing and/or weaning in theory, and the rational part of my brain knows that lots of babies don't even get five months of pure breast, but the irrational part feels shitty that my stupid breasts can't supply enough to make it to six.
It's not their fault that we don't have maternity leave that allows for the recommended nursing time in the US.
You made it darn close, especially given that you had such a rough start of it all. Give those girls a hand, supplement as needed, and send me your address again, because I have to mail you something.