Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 11:22:30 am PST #8959 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So when they fly into windows, they've sinned?

Um... dunno. Maybe God just decides it's time for them to die, being All Part of His Plan and all....


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 11:23:13 am PST #8960 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tom (not tommy), I remember seeing a "horror" movie called "Night of the Lepus" about giant rabbits that ... well, they kind of hopped people to death.

That was awesome. It's also the movie that the "potentials" watch in The Matrix.


JZ - Mar 05, 2007 11:23:59 am PST #8961 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm a fish-eating more-or-less vegetarian -- I mostly don't eat fish because of mercury issues, but having it as an option makes eating out much easier (not so much an issue in SF, but even going out with my mom in Concord is challenging without fishy options).

When I was in the hospital here with the placental abruption, Hec and I both let everyone in sight know, loudly and vigorously, that I was a vegetarian (I was on no food at all for the first 12 hours just in case they decided to take me in for an emergency C-section, and both Hec and I knew that if it didn't happen, by the time I finally got the okay to eat I'd be ravenous). And damn if I didn't get a big wad of beef and pork in every single meal right up until the last meal, a flawlessly prepared lacto-ovo-vegetarian lunch that arrived just as I was heading down to the elevators with my discharge papers in hand.

The hospital Matilda was born at, though? Very vegetarian-friendly, with a fully-stocked (meat and veggie broths, tea, fruit juice, hot cocoa and oatmeal) patient pantry available 24/7.

Not that any localistas (that I know of) are pondering birthing options, but for general sick-person-desiring-edible-foodness, I'd strongly recommend the hospital I don't work at.


Ginger - Mar 05, 2007 11:25:28 am PST #8962 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I've seen Night of the Lepus more than once. I'm not proud, but I'm irresistably drawn to '50s horror movies, particularly when they're about radiation creating giant rabbits/ants/grasshoppers/people. It does shine new light on Anya's bunny problem.


Toddson - Mar 05, 2007 11:26:29 am PST #8963 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I knew someone years ago who considered herself a vegetarian, but would eat shellfish. Her criterion was whether or not it had a spine. Which at least indicates a rationale, rather than just "not beef or pork".


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 11:28:11 am PST #8964 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I eat cows and chickens because they're stupid animals that annoy me.

I'll admit that my position is not the most thought-out....


Ginger - Mar 05, 2007 11:31:27 am PST #8965 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The hospital stories are ironic to me, because the hospital near where I grew up, which my family spent many days in, was run by the Seventh Day Adventists. There was absolutely no meat, and it was back in the days when soy products were truly appalling. It was said that a sign that someone was getting better was when he started clutching at his visitors and begging, "For God's sake, bring me a hamburger."


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 11:39:27 am PST #8966 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

We are a simple people.

Follow the shoe!

The gourd! We must follow the gourd!


Typo Boy - Mar 05, 2007 11:52:55 am PST #8967 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I've been asked if I was a "semi-vegetarian" because I ordered a chicken sandwich at a fast food place. Apparently, some people create that category for those who don't eat beef or pork.

I think the idea is that chicken and fish are easier on the environment than beef or pork.


Connie Neil - Mar 05, 2007 11:55:04 am PST #8968 of 10001
brillig

The gourd! We must follow the gourd!

Don't follow me!

It's a test!