Dawn: Any luck? Willow: If you define luck as the absence of success--plenty.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Mar 04, 2007 7:31:44 pm PST #8852 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

This evening was spent with 15 or so of my neighbors and friends . we enjoyed wine, pizza, port and brownies. we also had selected readings from Sperm are from men, eggs are from Women by joesph Quirk. a review of the book says:

From Publishers Weekly
Wild Kingdom meets Dr. Ruth in Quirk's bawdy guide to species reproduction and the differences between men and women. Each topical chapter compares romantic relationships to sociological, biological, anthropological or zoological findings, all related in Quirk's off-the-cuff prose. The easy reading can be attributed to the fact that Quirk isn't a scientist, but a fiction writer with an interest in science and a knack for finding humor in explaining why people act the way they do. Chapter titles like "Why You're So Horny" and "Why You Like Spielberg more than T.S. Eliot" set the tone for Quirk's revelations on the purpose of body hair ("It's to stink ... Now we know why the French are so sexy"); promiscuity in the animal kingdom ("the faithful sex looks drab, and the slutty sex looks fab"); and art ("I look at Michelangelo's ceiling, and I see a gay man's erotic fantasies"). Men, Quirk writes, are "sperm spreaders" bent on spraying their worthless sperm as frequently and widely as possible, while women are "womb carriers" competing against one another to land the best sperm to fertilize a precious egg. Granted, Quirk's book is far from breaking new scientific ground, but his humorous touch (not to mention the chapter on penguin prostitution) make for a readable and off-beat treatise.


Cass - Mar 04, 2007 7:44:40 pm PST #8853 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

See, I might not do that, if you were my friends.
Phhhhbbbblllllllttttttt!

And I'm going to vacuum for you?


Lee - Mar 04, 2007 7:46:40 pm PST #8854 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

And I'm going to vacuum for you?

only if you want.


Pix - Mar 04, 2007 7:48:35 pm PST #8855 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Cass is volunteering to vacuum?!?

What pod person has taken over our Cass?


beth b - Mar 04, 2007 8:02:33 pm PST #8856 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

wait, who are you people? I bring up sex and you talk about vacuuming?

When religious fundamentalist condem sexual practices the consider "unnatural" they've got it all wrong. The puropse of human perversion is not procreation. The purpose of human perversion is to preserve marriage. The best way to save the family is to celebrate creative sexuality.
Joe Quirk - Sperm are from men, eggs are from women


Cass - Mar 04, 2007 8:03:01 pm PST #8857 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

It's *cough* been a bit. I am now ashamed of my floors. So, yes, I am going to vacuum.

I think.


Cass - Mar 04, 2007 8:03:59 pm PST #8858 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

wait, who are you people? I bring up sex and you talk about vacuuming?
::checks for a fever::

Do I feel hot?


Pix - Mar 04, 2007 8:05:35 pm PST #8859 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

wait, who are you people? I bring up sex and you talk about vacuuming?

t hangs head in shame

I have no excuse. I have only grading.


beth b - Mar 04, 2007 8:06:04 pm PST #8860 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Cass always feels hot.


beth b - Mar 04, 2007 8:13:25 pm PST #8861 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

ok , tv it is