I wish I had a girl who looked good. I would call her.
but do you also wish you were taller?
Saffron: You just had a better hand of cards this time. Mal: It ain't a hand of cards. It's called a life.
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Mar 02, 2007 1:45:35 pm PST #8510 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Aims - Mar 02, 2007 1:47:02 pm PST #8511 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
We already SAID that part, skipper!
Daisy Jane - Mar 02, 2007 1:47:18 pm PST #8512 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I did! Aimee wished she was a baller.
Daisy Jane - Mar 02, 2007 1:47:54 pm PST #8513 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Ha!
Now we need a rabbit and a hat with a bat.
Aims - Mar 02, 2007 1:49:45 pm PST #8514 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Don't forget the '64 Impala!
Daisy Jane - Mar 02, 2007 1:52:42 pm PST #8515 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I thought maybe Plei or juliana would supply that!
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 02, 2007 1:53:42 pm PST #8516 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
I'm afraid I'm going to have to bail on the date ND and I were going to go out on tonight. Dammit.
Ohhhhh crap.
ETA: Are you saying Clovis is adorable, Pete?
He uses it as a weapon, remember? If Ra Al Ghul can weaponize a frikkin' flower, you better believe Clovis can weaponize CUTE!
Daisy Jane - Mar 02, 2007 1:54:50 pm PST #8517 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Ooooh! It's 5:52! I can put on makeup and head to the bar now!
Bye y'all.
(BTW, before I get to SF, I want y'all to know that yes I talk like this so don't be shocked by my accent, especially when I get my drink on. I also tell dirty jokes, usually involving southern belles).
DavidS - Mar 02, 2007 1:56:25 pm PST #8518 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
(BTW, before I get to SF, I want y'all to know that yes I talk like this so don't be shocked by my accent, especially when I get my drink on. I also tell dirty jokes, usually involving southern belles).
I'd be disappointed if you didn't talk with a southern accent and tell dirty jokes.
Vortex - Mar 02, 2007 1:56:50 pm PST #8519 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I just found an ad for a job in San Francisco that I'd be very good at. Working for Google. Someone tell me not to apply for it.