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Tara ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Feb 26, 2007 9:20:35 am PST #7480 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

He makes it easy to quit, Tep. Just walk away and sneer.


sumi - Feb 26, 2007 9:21:39 am PST #7481 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

It is apparently human nature to believe that something you're getting for free can't be as good as what you're paying for. (Thus they can't really believe that the work you've done as a volunteer is as good as something they've paid for.)


Steph L. - Feb 26, 2007 9:21:50 am PST #7482 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

He makes it easy to quit, Tep. Just walk away and sneer.

Actually, since we're a VERY small group, it's hard to quit, because I'll have to see him at every freaking function. And THAT will be annoying.


Fred Pete - Feb 26, 2007 9:22:13 am PST #7483 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Second the idea of editing that last e-mail -- solely for spelling, grammar, and punctuation, of course.


DavidS - Feb 26, 2007 9:24:53 am PST #7484 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

because I'll have to see him at every freaking function. And THAT will be annoying.

That's what the sneering is for. Mockery! I suggest outright Mockery!


Daisy Jane - Feb 26, 2007 9:25:02 am PST #7485 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Sister Helen is on my radio being awesome. I love her.


WindSparrow - Feb 26, 2007 9:25:18 am PST #7486 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Teppy, the mind boggles.


JZ - Feb 26, 2007 9:31:21 am PST #7487 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I also think his use of the awkward, "The look I and the board want" instead of "The look the board and I want" speaks volumes.

Careful there, DJ -- you're re-writing his precious baby words!

And, holy fuck, I went back and reread, and what he actually wrote was "The look I and the board wants " -- not just an asshat and a self-important condescending prick, but an illiterate fool to boot.

I'm especially fond of "the dual goal of marketing, and informing," the beautiful cherry of twaddle on top of the smelly buzzword sundae of that entire first paragraph. It's really beginning to sound as though what he wants is some kind of nightmarish MySpace jazzhands Flash-animation-on-paper thing.

If you stay on, his next demand will probably be for a newsletter that plays music when you open it, just like those swell cards at the Hallmark store. But, keep it, professional,,, and don't go changing his words or he will have to not so quietly privately grit his teeth, again, and nobody, especially he, want that.

Get out, now.


beth b - Feb 26, 2007 9:35:51 am PST #7488 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

to be honest, you group President should not be group president. Even if everything he said is true, that is not how you phrase things to a volunteer - even if you want them to quit. I've never worked for anything that could afford to poison the volunteer well. There is an art to leadership, and it is even more difficult when you are leading volunteers.Quite frankly, he is doing a horrible job. I can think of a hundred different ways he could have suggested that you be more gentle in your editing, or add a more contemporary look to to the newsletter. and comments about how the boy dresses - way beyond the bounds.

And to defend you clean and simple newsletter again, it really has no need for flash - and for those that are curious, or just beginning to explore , discreet is good. Romance editors started changeing the cover on their novels , because the audience prefered somethign more discreet. Everytime Matt gets on a plane reading something on zen buddishim, someone tries to save him. I imagine that there are a number of people that are in your group that would prefer to avoid lectures from people in the coffee shop or on the bus.


JohnSweden - Feb 26, 2007 9:37:37 am PST #7489 of 10001
I can't even.

the beautiful cherry of twaddle on top of the smelly buzzword sundae

Ooh. So spicy.

Tep, if President Asshat had a webpage, I would recommend breaking into it and retitling it with the JZ yumminess quoted above.