Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Feb 26, 2007 9:05:35 am PST #7468 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

cutting age group, who is moving forward.

Aside from the poor sentence construction, "cutting age"? So like, 14-18 year olds?


Jessica - Feb 26, 2007 9:07:43 am PST #7469 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think his criminal misuse of commas would be enough to make me dislike him even if he weren't acting like a whiny self-entitled twat.


sj - Feb 26, 2007 9:07:56 am PST #7470 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm SO out of there.

Good idea. You so don't need that b.s. in your life.


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2007 9:09:21 am PST #7471 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh come on - don't be so hard on the guy. This is quite nice of him:

I have however allowed you to do so in some cases where I thought your changes had merit.

Condescending bastard.


Daisy Jane - Feb 26, 2007 9:09:56 am PST #7472 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I also think his use of the awkward, "The look I and the board want" instead of "The look the board and I want" speaks volumes.


Steph L. - Feb 26, 2007 9:12:53 am PST #7473 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I also think his use of the awkward, "The look I and the board want" instead of "The look the board and I want" speaks volumes.

Careful there, DJ -- you're re-writing his precious baby words! Perhaps he won't allow you to do that!

Aside from the poor sentence construction, "cutting age"? So like, 14-18 year olds?

I think his criminal misuse of commas would be enough to make me dislike him even if he weren't acting like a whiny self-entitled twat.

I think all y'all can tell just from those snippets why his writing requires editing that's a little more than just running spellcheck. And yet apparently that's a grievous sin.

This is the guy who uses commas instead of periods for ellipses.

Feel my pain.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 26, 2007 9:13:42 am PST #7474 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Feel my pain.

Ooh, it burns!


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2007 9:14:19 am PST #7475 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Careful there, DJ -- you're re-writing his precious baby words!

Heh. Does he somewhat resemble a howler monkey?


Daisy Jane - Feb 26, 2007 9:15:29 am PST #7476 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

He's a total lost cause. I'd edit that email back at him too- as an added favor since you won't be around anymore.


Cashmere - Feb 26, 2007 9:16:16 am PST #7477 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

This is the guy who uses commas instead of periods for ellipses.

Feel my pain.

Ooh, it burns!

This asswipe doesn't deserve your SCORN. Eviscerate him in an email kiss off and have done with him.