I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Feb 26, 2007 8:10:51 am PST #7448 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Does anybody know what I want for lunch?

Chili?


Daisy Jane - Feb 26, 2007 8:12:00 am PST #7449 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I don't know where to get that near here. There's a place closer to my house, but I don't want to drive all the way over there.

Meatball sub? Jr. Cheeseburger? Veggies and dip? Turkey sandwich with Sun Chips?


sj - Feb 26, 2007 8:13:06 am PST #7450 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I vote, Jr. Cheeseburger.


Daisy Jane - Feb 26, 2007 8:14:01 am PST #7451 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ooooh. Chili sounds good!

I had yummy lentil soup Saturday night at the Old Monk. They gave me tabasco for it. I don't think I'll ever have it unsauced again.


-t - Feb 26, 2007 8:14:47 am PST #7452 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't think I can ever vote against Meatball Sub.


Daisy Jane - Feb 26, 2007 8:14:55 am PST #7453 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ok. Chili and Jr. Cheeseburger it is. Be right back.


Scrappy - Feb 26, 2007 8:18:38 am PST #7454 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Teppy, may I join the chorus of Smite the Asshat? Make sure you CC a while bunch of people so everyone knows he is the reason they have lost your services. You may be the tipping point on this.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 26, 2007 8:24:53 am PST #7455 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

dang, now I want a meatball sub, as I share -t's Meatball Sub Philosophy.

Dang.

ooh, but I have a sandwich made of leftover grilled leg of lamb on crazy delicious and crazy chewy 100% whole wheat bread. that's yummy. But, it's no meatball sub.


DavidS - Feb 26, 2007 8:28:02 am PST #7456 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I had a meatball sub last week. It was poorly designed. I bit into the sandwich and one of the little meatballs popped out of the top of the sandwich, bounced off my shoulder and back onto the plate.

The bread has to be biteable without launching the meatball.


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2007 8:32:50 am PST #7457 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I had a meatball sub last week. It was poorly designed. I bit into the sandwich and one of the little meatballs popped out of the top of the sandwich, bounced off my shoulder and back onto the plate.

On top of spaghetti
all covered in cheese
I lost my poor meatball
when somebody sneezed
It rolled off the table
and on the the floor
and then my poor meatball
rolled out of the door