Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.

Oz ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Feb 26, 2007 6:27:15 am PST #7403 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The not-really-a-resolution of the Ugly Newsletter Saga is as follows:

We had our group's monthly meeting last night. Committee Chairman wasn't there -- because he's never able to be there, because he lives in Florida, and don't get me started on *why* the fuck someone who lives in Florida is given the responsibility of running a committee in Ohio. Believe me, the whack-assery of that has already been covered in detail.

Anyway. I asked Group President when the Board might approve a design for the newsletter, because it's a lot of work for me to come up with new designs that are totally scrapped.

Group President tells me that he wants something "contemporary," "exciting," and "cutting-edge," not a boring traditional design like the the one I did. And I swear to you that's what he said. Ouch.

First of all, I loathe "contemporary" design, because it usually turns into "messy and chaotic just for the sake of being kooky!", and I just don't swing that way.

Second, maybe if you had actually TOLD ME WHAT YOU WANTED before I spent HOURS designing the "boring" newsletter, I could have attempted something "contemporary" (or my version thereof).

Third, insulting, much?

Fourth, I charge my clients a lot of money to do what I did for you gratis, because I did in fact volunteer. But my volunteering is limited by the amount of free time I have and the amount of bullshit I'm willing to tolerate.

So, I sent an e-mail last night to Committee Chairman and Group President saying (1) I thought my design was good, and other people in the group told me they liked it -- don't our actual members' opinions count for anything?, (2) I'm frustrated and disappointed that I spent so much time on something that's going to be scrapped, (3) if someone had TOLD ME what they wanted BEFORE I spent hours working on it, maybe I could have gone in the direction that they wanted, and (4) you have no respect for me or the job I perform you don't value my creative input -- I really feel like I'm being used strictly for labor, in the sense of you tell me exactly what you want, and I will do the labor necessary to provide that. It wasn't my understanding when I joined the committee that I was going to just provide mindless labor -- I thought that my input was wanted, given that I'm THE ONLY PERSON ON THE COMMITTEE (or Board) WHO DOES THIS SHIT FOR A LIVING.

I haven't gotten any reply yet today, but I strongly suspect that it's going to be a "suck it up and deal" kind of response. At which point I am SO off that committee.

Why on earth anyone would be a dick to someone who is volunteering to do something she's very good at -- indeed, why they would be SUCH a dick that she would quit -- is beyond me. They clearly don't see how that's shooting themselves in the foot.

And at this point, I don't care.

At the meeting last night, The Boy spoke up and said that he liked my design, and thought that simple was good. Group President said, "You HAVE to say that -- she's your girlfriend." The Boy said, "That's really uncalled for, [President] -- I can have an opinion without it being colored by our relationship."

The Boy reiterated that he thinks a clean, simple design is effective, and Group President said to The Boy, "Yeah, but -- what do YOU know about marketing? I mean, look at the way you dress!"

This is the kind of rude asshattery I'm dealing with. And, you know, I ain't getting paid for this, so I don't have to put up with it. I mean, you insult my work, you treat me like a chimp who knows how to type, you insult my boyfriend in front of other people -- you're kidding, right? Kiss my big fat white ass.

I'll wait until I get some sort of e-mail reply from Committee Chair and Group President, but if the replies are just more in this same vein, I'm quitting the damn committee.

I am in SUCH a foul mood today.


Tom Scola - Feb 26, 2007 6:29:24 am PST #7404 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Should I start posting listings for clubs in NYC, Steph?


Aims - Feb 26, 2007 6:30:42 am PST #7405 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I have never *heard* of such asshattery, Steph! I am so sorry that you have to deal with that.

What can we do to change your mood, love?

ImemeNews: I loathe and hate and am disgusted with my hair. But I don't want to spend the $$ to get it cut and colored right now.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 26, 2007 6:34:04 am PST #7406 of 10001
What is even happening?

Teppy, they sound totally unreasonable. I'd have quit, already.

(I love the boy.)


Steph L. - Feb 26, 2007 6:34:48 am PST #7407 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Should I start posting listings for clubs in NYC, Steph?

Heh. See, this kind of crap (from the group, not Tom) is why I'm, in general, not a joiner.

I have never *heard* of such asshattery, Steph! I am so sorry that you have to deal with that.

What can we do to change your mood, love?

Suggest petty revenge scenarios.


sj - Feb 26, 2007 6:36:12 am PST #7408 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm sorry about the asshattery, Teppy. They don't deserve you or your hard work.


Steph L. - Feb 26, 2007 6:36:16 am PST #7409 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

(I love the boy.)

When he spoke up and said he liked my design, I turned around to where he was sitting and said, "I love my boyfriend!"

He also thinks I should quit. He knows my tolerance level for bullshit is low and that I'm about to flip out like a mammal.


Daisy Jane - Feb 26, 2007 6:36:45 am PST #7410 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

What awful people Tep. Good on The Boy though!

Ok. So, I arrive in SF Thursday Apr. 19 at 3:20 pm and y'all have me until Sunday April 22 at 10:15 am.

I am so excited! Bouncing in my chair! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


Aims - Feb 26, 2007 6:37:16 am PST #7411 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Suggest petty revenge scenarios.

Send him an anal hook coated in itching powder?


Topic!Cindy - Feb 26, 2007 6:37:28 am PST #7412 of 10001
What is even happening?

Sounds to me like that guy doesn't know when to take off his dom bonnet. Committees should be generally egalitarian -- otherwise, they're not committees, they're supervisors and staff.