what he likes are the little "didos" as my mother calls them
Ok, I first read that as dildos.
Second. Steph he's full of crap. It isprofessional, it flows very well, and that second example looks like a stock report or EOB, not a newsletter. Yours is awesome.
Teppy when you quit make sure everyone knows why.
Ass 'em in the ear, Tep. I've run into a lot of people lately who need a good ear assing.
Announcement: Lee, unlike Tep's committee chair, does not suck. Today.
Analysis: Whee!!!!
Don't cluestick him...he might think you want a date.;)
Maybe the Empress will smite him.
Don't cluestick him...he might think you want a date.;)
Consider the audience. Yes. Always a good point. Maybe don't ass him in the ear, either.
Would it be offensive if I smoted him to only every have regular ole missionary sex that's kind of meh for the rest of his life?
Sorry to hear this, Tep. The only thing I might have improved with yours was make the line spacing between paragraphs slightly larger. That's it. He's clueless and ap-parently wants to play Top. Kick him in the jimmy.
Wenchface.
This may not be meant as an insulting term, but I think it makes a great one.
Guess what I'm doing?
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No, Aimée, it has nothing to do with nudity.
I'm painting! Yeah! Whoo! So surprising!
What I'd actually like to be doing is designing some more Gothic Charm School logos. I have an idea for something that will make all previous designs seem plain & unassuming. Of course, it could just look like a big jumbled mess. We'll see.
I'm looking though Amazon at reprints of old etiquette and "household management" books, trying to decide what to spend a gift card on. I'm not sure any of them would have advice on Steph's current dilemma, though.
I think I'm also going to get a copy of "Sex and the Single Girl," largely because, in a Feminism Television Criticism course in college, we were assigned to read a chapter of it, and I thought it was charming and very cool, and when I mentioned this to my Feminist Political Theory professor, she actually gasped in horror. (This was the same professor who called a friend of mine a "bad feminist" for saying that not all pornography is necesarily exploiting women.) And since then, I've kept meaning to read the whole book, but I keep forgetting about it when I'm actually somewhere that I can buy books.