Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Feb 24, 2007 10:37:33 am PST #7303 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

what he likes are the little "didos" as my mother calls them

Ok, I first read that as dildos.

Second. Steph he's full of crap. It isprofessional, it flows very well, and that second example looks like a stock report or EOB, not a newsletter. Yours is awesome.


Typo Boy - Feb 24, 2007 10:38:26 am PST #7304 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Teppy when you quit make sure everyone knows why.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 24, 2007 10:40:36 am PST #7305 of 10001
What is even happening?

Ass 'em in the ear, Tep. I've run into a lot of people lately who need a good ear assing.


juliana - Feb 24, 2007 10:45:51 am PST #7306 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Announcement: Lee, unlike Tep's committee chair, does not suck. Today.

Analysis: Whee!!!!


erikaj - Feb 24, 2007 10:58:29 am PST #7307 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Don't cluestick him...he might think you want a date.;) Maybe the Empress will smite him.


Aims - Feb 24, 2007 11:00:15 am PST #7308 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Natch!

Lemme ponder.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 24, 2007 11:02:13 am PST #7309 of 10001
What is even happening?

Don't cluestick him...he might think you want a date.;)

Consider the audience. Yes. Always a good point. Maybe don't ass him in the ear, either.


Aims - Feb 24, 2007 11:08:15 am PST #7310 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Would it be offensive if I smoted him to only every have regular ole missionary sex that's kind of meh for the rest of his life?


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 24, 2007 11:17:33 am PST #7311 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Sorry to hear this, Tep. The only thing I might have improved with yours was make the line spacing between paragraphs slightly larger. That's it. He's clueless and ap-parently wants to play Top. Kick him in the jimmy.

Wenchface.

This may not be meant as an insulting term, but I think it makes a great one.

Guess what I'm doing?

...

No, Aimée, it has nothing to do with nudity.

I'm painting! Yeah! Whoo! So surprising!

What I'd actually like to be doing is designing some more Gothic Charm School logos. I have an idea for something that will make all previous designs seem plain & unassuming. Of course, it could just look like a big jumbled mess. We'll see.


Hil R. - Feb 24, 2007 11:24:25 am PST #7312 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm looking though Amazon at reprints of old etiquette and "household management" books, trying to decide what to spend a gift card on. I'm not sure any of them would have advice on Steph's current dilemma, though.

I think I'm also going to get a copy of "Sex and the Single Girl," largely because, in a Feminism Television Criticism course in college, we were assigned to read a chapter of it, and I thought it was charming and very cool, and when I mentioned this to my Feminist Political Theory professor, she actually gasped in horror. (This was the same professor who called a friend of mine a "bad feminist" for saying that not all pornography is necesarily exploiting women.) And since then, I've kept meaning to read the whole book, but I keep forgetting about it when I'm actually somewhere that I can buy books.