Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.

Cordelia ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Feb 22, 2007 1:24:19 pm PST #6975 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Vortex, it's possible that the professor doing the rec decided for whatever reason to type and print the whole thing him/herself and just got it completely frelled up, because that's what they do with nominally simple administrative tasks all too frequently.

Not that I'm, uh, speaking from experience as assistant to a university professor or anything. Heaven forbid!

A hugely fabulous happy birthday to Laura, who deserves about a billion of them!


sj - Feb 22, 2007 1:27:43 pm PST #6976 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hi, JZ! How is life treating you?


Aims - Feb 22, 2007 1:34:04 pm PST #6977 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear Owen,

Ya little bugger. I don't know how you did it - secret messages or what have you - but Emeline spent most of the morning (after ripping off her Pull-Up) running from and Joe screaming, "NAKED! NAKED! NAKED! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Please to not encourage, ya goofy lil boy!

Love,
Aims


Topic!Cindy - Feb 22, 2007 1:44:30 pm PST #6978 of 10001
What is even happening?

Laura, I'm sorry your birthday plans ran aground (sorry). That was such a sweet idea on Brendon's behalf, though.

Cashmere, Blue Liv is adorable, but yikes she looks an awful lot like a kid in that photo.


sj - Feb 22, 2007 2:09:02 pm PST #6979 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I think I need these shoes. Do I get the practical black or the red?


Topic!Cindy - Feb 22, 2007 2:11:07 pm PST #6980 of 10001
What is even happening?

They're pretty affordable, so...


Daisy Jane - Feb 22, 2007 2:12:12 pm PST #6981 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Red! Then you can look at your feet and say, "I'm a whore!"


Aims - Feb 22, 2007 2:12:26 pm PST #6982 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Silly girl. YOU BUY THEM BOTH.

God did not intend for us to choose between red and black shoes.


-t - Feb 22, 2007 2:14:30 pm PST #6983 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Red! I wear my red flats all the time. They are practical!


tommyrot - Feb 22, 2007 2:16:12 pm PST #6984 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

God did not intend for us to choose between red and black shoes.

Coincidentally, neither does Satan.