Vortex, it's possible that the professor doing the rec decided for whatever reason to type and print the whole thing him/herself and just got it completely frelled up, because that's what they do with nominally simple administrative tasks all too frequently.

Not that I'm, uh, speaking from experience as assistant to a university professor or anything. Heaven forbid!

A hugely fabulous happy birthday to Laura, who deserves about a billion of them!

Hi, JZ! How is life treating you?

Dear Owen,

Ya little bugger. I don't know how you did it - secret messages or what have you - but Emeline spent most of the morning (after ripping off her Pull-Up) running from and Joe screaming, "NAKED! NAKED! NAKED! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Please to not encourage, ya goofy lil boy!

Love,
Aims

Laura, I'm sorry your birthday plans ran aground (sorry). That was such a sweet idea on Brendon's behalf, though.

Cashmere, Blue Liv is adorable, but yikes she looks an awful lot like a kid in that photo.

I think I need these shoes. Do I get the practical black or the red?

They're pretty affordable, so...

Red! Then you can look at your feet and say, "I'm a whore!"

Silly girl. YOU BUY THEM BOTH.

God did not intend for us to choose between red and black shoes.

Red! I wear my red flats all the time. They are practical!

God did not intend for us to choose between red and black shoes.

Coincidentally, neither does Satan.