Oz is the highest-scoring person ever to fail to graduate.

Willow ,'Him'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Feb 21, 2007 2:57:26 am PST #6696 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I picture people walking along then hitting a wall, made of fog.

This is what I thought of immediately, too.

I need to catch up on Heroes and Veronica Mars sometime today. Maybe if the kids nap at the same time. I also have a SPN DVD to watch.

Owen is obsessed with forks. He goes through about six a day. Getting them out of the drawer for snacks, and meals. He only wants to eat with "big people" forks. He'll wander off in the middle of a meal and I've been finding forks all over the house.


vw bug - Feb 21, 2007 2:59:36 am PST #6697 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm gonna take up smoking! This morning's brain strain on my radio station was, "People who do this have less dreams than those who don't." The answer was smoking. I'm totally taking up smoking again. Maybe it'll shut my brain up.


Laura - Feb 21, 2007 3:06:00 am PST #6698 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

{{vw}} I totally want to read sweet bedtime stories to you so you will get some rest.

No Smoking!


vw bug - Feb 21, 2007 3:12:03 am PST #6699 of 10001
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Ugh.

Just ugh.

I suck at waiting.


Hil R. - Feb 21, 2007 3:28:45 am PST #6700 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Gronk.

Why did I schedule two hours of office hours today?


vw bug - Feb 21, 2007 4:26:50 am PST #6701 of 10001
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Will someone remind me that I'm not the world's worst daughter?


DCJensen - Feb 21, 2007 4:29:35 am PST #6702 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

She asks me when my last period was, and it was too long ago for her to believe me that I'm not pregnant. I tell her there's no way I possibly could be pregnant. She still wouldn't give me the shot until I took a pregnancy test.

Hil, I think you should complain to TPTB for the health center. She was essentially calling you a liar and forcing a $40 test on you. Just wrong.


sj - Feb 21, 2007 4:30:23 am PST #6703 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

vw, you are not the world's worst daughter. You are a thoughtful and helpful daughter.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 21, 2007 4:35:42 am PST #6704 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

dude, TOTALLY not a bad daughter. That's crazy talk.


vw bug - Feb 21, 2007 4:38:10 am PST #6705 of 10001
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My poor parents are on a cruise and are worried about checking their stupid e-mail and voice mail 100 times to see how I am and worrying about all these little details of things that I'm supposed to be taking care of that I can no longer take care. I feel awful.