EXTRA EVIL!
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Argh.
I went in to the student health center today for a physical -- I needed them to fill out a form for the Israel program. Figured it would be no big deal. Mostly it was, except that I'm due for a tetanus shot booster. Again, no big deal. Except that the doctor won't let me get the shot if I'm pregnant. I'm not pregnant. She asks me when my last period was, and it was too long ago for her to believe me that I'm not pregnant. I tell her there's no way I possibly could be pregnant. She still wouldn't give me the shot until I took a pregnancy test.
So, I took the stupid test. As expected, it said I'm not pregnant. I got charged $40 for this pointless test. And with the time it took to do this test, the appointment ran overtime, and I had to go teach, so there wasn't time for me to get the shot. They only give shots during certain hours, so I've got to go back tomorrow to actually get the tetanus shot.
Oh, Hil how frustrating! I knew student health clinics had a tendency to give all female students pregnancy tests (a friend of mine had to have a pregnancy test when she went in with a broken ankle, I forget the reasoning, if there was any - I hope it wasn't so they could make sure they could x-ray her, but now I'm not sure), but I didn't know they charged for them. That sucks. And pushing the tetanus shot back to tomorrow is evil icing on the cake of wrongness.
You should go get pregnant tonight Hil, just to show 'em.
I was JUST thinking that!
How frustrating Hil. I am so sorry.
For very particular values of "should".
What a pain in the ass, Hil. I'm sorry.
I knew someone once who was given an impromptu pregnancy test as part of the exam at our university health center. Needless to say, he thought it was pretty funny.
I love the "Eight Women Who Look Better Bald than Britney". Because I am ALL FOR chicks shaving their heads, but...damn.
Also, Look at the kick-ass photos Allix took of us yesterday!. We are so pretty!
I'm very impressed by Sean's cooking. It sounds yummers.
Great pictures, Meara!