I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Feb 16, 2007 12:47:34 pm PST #6085 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Plllbbbtttt.


Jessica - Feb 16, 2007 12:47:43 pm PST #6086 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Psst, Jessica, I remember that you didn't like Sweeney Todd very much, but you really should see Company before it goes away.

I doubt it'll happen, sadly -- the next month is going to be one giant ball of crazy, and then we have to learn how to pay off a mortgage...


Miracleman - Feb 16, 2007 12:48:44 pm PST #6087 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Well fine, Ms...I'm sorry, JUDGE...McPassing Judgementerstein!

Don't let her fool you. She hasn't been appointed yet. She's still McPassing Judgmenterstein, Esq., Atty at Law.


Aims - Feb 16, 2007 12:50:39 pm PST #6088 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

DDS!


Pix - Feb 16, 2007 12:51:08 pm PST #6089 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

HA! I knew she stole those black robes.


Cashmere - Feb 16, 2007 12:51:13 pm PST #6090 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Ohio is sort of boring but it's cheap and easy to raise kids.

Olivia launched herself out into the middle of the floor and walked about 10 feet without falling down. I was torn between being proud and terrified. She also tries to climb everything using her wheeled toys as steps. Why do they get the ability to climb before they develop any sense of DANGER???


Aims - Feb 16, 2007 12:52:14 pm PST #6091 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Why do they get the ability to climb before they develop any sense of DANGER???

Natural Selection?


Jessica - Feb 16, 2007 12:52:40 pm PST #6092 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Granted, if someone would just give me billions of dollars with which to do as I pleased, none of this would be a problem.

This is my mantra for LIFE. Why is it that I'm not independently wealthy when I'm clearly such a nice and deserving person?


Pix - Feb 16, 2007 12:54:06 pm PST #6093 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I'm clearly such a nice and deserving person?

Seriously. We need merit-pay.


Atropa - Feb 16, 2007 12:56:36 pm PST #6094 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

This is my mantra for LIFE. Why is it that I'm not independently wealthy when I'm clearly such a nice and deserving person?

I've been asking this same question a lot, lately.