Ahhhhh!!!!! My eyes!!!!
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Brain bleach, STAT!!
Verra nice indeed, but DR and I have a history.
Since he was fourteen ! tsk, tsk, pervert :)
Well, I'm 12, so it evens out.
Bless you, Robin.
I don't think I shall ever see an ass as fine as the one on he.
I find the comments on this amusing on that site.
You people scare me!
ION, I wrote up this really long and complicated decision the other day and the file is now lost. (not by me!) We have searched out entire office three or four times and nothing. How does this stuff just disappear?
In housing prices, $750 and being good buddies with the landlord will get you a 3BR house on a corner lot in Provo, Utah. $900+ will get you a slum owned by a slumlord who knows he's got lots of desperate college students who need housing because Brigham Young Univ just instituted a rule that all unmarried students have to live within 2 miles of campus.
$1295 nicer condo than this, or house rental. We are not cheap anymore either since everyone coming in from LA pays crack-addled prices. And, much as I would love having Buffistas here, I fear you would be bored out of your damn minds, like me.
We currently have a 4, bedroom, 3 bath house with a nice big pool in the backyard for $2,000. But, there is no central air and cats pee in our garage all the time and you have to live here.
(phones ringing that I should answer)
This is the point at which I start putting them on hold each time the phone rings.
Them: And see when I called last week I asked to talk to Mr. S, but y'all said he was out so.
(Ring)
Me: Hold please!
30 seconds later
Me: Go ahead.
Them: So anyway he wasn't there so I had to talk to somebody else who..
(Ring)
Me: Hold please!
30 seconds later
Me: Sorry, go ahead?
Them: Yeah so I need to send y'all my paperwork, but Mr. S wasn't there, so I need to see if
(Ring)
Me: Hold Please!
30 seconds later
Me: Sorry.
Them: Y'all seem really busy.
Me: MmmmHmmm.
Them: So I wanted to send Mr.S my paperwork cause I'm trying to get this done and...
(Ring)
Me: Hold Please!
30 Seconds later
Me: Sorry! This phone is just ringing off the hook!
Them: Can I just get your fax number?
Works every time.