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Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers

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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Miracleman - Feb 16, 2007 7:26:09 am PST #6044 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Okay, Today's Pet Peeve of Customer Service: I Don't Need to Know That. OR: "Shut up! Shut up! Oh, why don't you shut up?"

Me: "Hello, (company), this is Joe, how can I help you?"

Stupidhead Customer: "I need to check a PO."

Me:"Okay, what's the PO number?"

SC: "(blah)"

Me: "Okay...(typity typity typity)..."

SC: "Because I want to make sure you have it."

Me: "Uh-huh...(typity typity typity)

SC: "Because I faxed it in yesterday."

Me: "Yeah. We did receive that order and it is scheduled..."

SC: "It's a big job, see, and we really need those..."

Me: "Well, it's scheduled to ship..."

SC: "This lady's designing her house around this, see..."

Me: (grinding teeth) "Okay, well, it'll ship..."

SC: "So we need it pretty quick."

Me: "IT WILL SHIP BY FEBRUARY 20TH!"

SC: "Okay. Good. Because..."

(phones ringing that I should answer)

SC: "...and then they didn't like the first samples, but we called you and so and so assured us that the color..."

Me: (jawbone about to snap from pressure of muscles keeping screaming fit internalized) "Yeah, uh-huh..."

(so many phone lines ringing)

SC: "...and she's really this nice lady, but, you know customers..."

Me: (Oh, do I.) "Is there anything else I can help you with, ma'am?"

SC: "No. Oh, yes! I have seven more P.O.s to check..."

Me: (has a stroke)

WindSparrow - Feb 16, 2007 7:31:14 am PST #6045 of 10001

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

You have my sympathy, MM.

Gris - Feb 16, 2007 7:32:16 am PST #6046 of 10001

Hey. New board.

My 4th floor walkup 750 sq ft 2BR with no doorman, that had lots of mice when I moved in and still has the occasional roach problem, is $2000 a month. Which is an AMAZING deal for the neighborhood - we applied for a smaller one in the same area for $2300 before finding this one.

Jessica - Feb 16, 2007 7:36:24 am PST #6047 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

that had lots of mice when I moved in and still has the occasional roach problem

Roaches are the one thing we've never had to deal with in this apartment, for whatever reason. Maybe the mice are eating them.

Are you in Manhattan or an outer borough, Gris?

Laura - Feb 16, 2007 7:38:42 am PST #6048 of 10001

Our wings are not tired.

Come SE Florida! 2br in Delray Beach - $1200 for a house [link] $1300 with pets and pool [link] or $1400 for the condo beach thing [link]

No snow, I promise.

Aims - Feb 16, 2007 7:48:15 am PST #6049 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

[link]

I don't think I shall ever see an ass as fine as the one on he.

Cashmere - Feb 16, 2007 8:10:11 am PST #6050 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

This ass is very pretty, too.

Aims - Feb 16, 2007 8:11:48 am PST #6051 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oooh. That *IS* a nice ass. I would like that ass on me, but in a whole 'nother way.

Vortex - Feb 16, 2007 8:17:31 am PST #6052 of 10001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I don't think I shall ever see an ass as fine as the one on he.

oh really?

[link]

Scrappy - Feb 16, 2007 8:22:51 am PST #6053 of 10001

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

And there's always this one. [link]

It is SFW.

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