You put ice in yours! Mine is all caramel. 
No ice in single malt. I will not look askance at someone who puts a tiny drop of water to allegedly break the surface tension and release the esters (so say some tasters). But I don't.
Okay, so perhaps I understated the caramel. Mmm.
	
 
		
		
In Michigan, this is what $1295 per month in rent gets you: [link]
In Los Angeles, this is what $1195 per month in rent gets you: [link]
WHY DO I LIVE HERE?
	
 
		
		
No idea...  I mean, yes, some idea.  
But especially with kids, I totally understand why I've known so many people who have left SoCal.  The cost of living is just boggling.
Man, that house is gorgeous.  With both a killer kitchen and bathroom.  I am in lurve.
	
 
		
		
I saw it and told Joe, "I am not that attached to the animals or smoking."
	
 
		
		
Eh, like either of those matter in the midst of those yummery hardwood floors.  I mean, you'd likely be able to keep Em.  Probably.
	
 
		
		
Look what it gets you in Montana. [link]
	
 
		
		
Damn, I avoided the whitefont for GA only to get stung in here.  Yeah, I know--NAFDA--but I wasn't expecting it.
::tries to train eyes to avert themselves preemptively even before processing letters::
::gives self headache::
	
 
		
		
 In Los Angeles, this is what $1195 per month in rent gets you
Why the fuck do I live in Los Angeles?  We have three BDRMs 1 1/2 BA for about that but our house is riddled with termites. 
ION this is my favorite Sesame Street Video
	
 
		
		
Good morning, Bitches.  vw, did you get some sleep?