Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - Feb 14, 2007 3:50:22 pm PST #5715 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Oh, jeez. I don't even want to think what type I am.

You're so totally Carrie Fisher. Like Carrie Fisher if she were blond. (Remind me next time you're in SF to tell you my CF story. She is awesome.)

And I'm dying at "take a bow" becoming "tinkerbelle"!!

And now I wanna see the Quiznos commercial.

And I also love Matilda in the A's cap. But she needs a Giants cap, too, methinks.


Daisy Jane - Feb 14, 2007 3:56:54 pm PST #5716 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Finally, she sort of salutes and says proudly, "Tinkerbell!"

Hee. Did y'all clap? I'm just wondering if that's where the Tinkerbell came from.

I love trying to figure out kids' brains. When I was little, I thought you could get money from McDonalds because I saw mom getting change.


Daisy Jane - Feb 14, 2007 3:57:40 pm PST #5717 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And I'm dying at "take a bow" becoming "tinkerbelle"!!

Ah. You're much better at this than I am.


SuziQ - Feb 14, 2007 3:58:56 pm PST #5718 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

And now I wanna see the Quiznos commercial.

Me too!!

But she needs a Giants cap.

No comment.

The hotel left a carnation in my room with a "Happy Valentines" note attached.


javachik - Feb 14, 2007 3:59:18 pm PST #5719 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Hee. Did y'all clap? I'm just wondering if that's where the Tinkerbell came from.

You didn't clap hard enough! Tinkerbell's DEAD!


Cashmere - Feb 14, 2007 4:03:41 pm PST #5720 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Matilda's features are becoming so dainty and refined! I think she really resembles Emmett.

billytea, Wallybee is certainly thoughtful--and sweet, and romantic. you guys are the cutest.

Girl Scout Cookie.

Thin Mint? Or Samoa?

Mmmmm...girl scouts.

Finally, she sort of salutes and says proudly, "Tinkerbell!"

Ha!

We're watching American Splendor. Damn, I'd forgotten how good this movie is. It was when I first felt the Paul Giamatti love.


beth b - Feb 14, 2007 4:17:33 pm PST #5721 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

caught up after a day and a half and I want to say get well, stay warm etc~~~~

and Don't quit Emily. I was talking to a friend of mine who is a resouce teacher. Hat e to say it, but your situation has nothing to do with you. Sadly most of your kids are only at the survivor level of exsistance - if you have made an impression on one of them - then you have done an amazeing job. and She told me that there are a number of teacher s retireing in our town. ( PS if I remember correctly you did a really good job with the classroom in MA that you took over. Kristin is right, you need to find a better match)


Amy - Feb 14, 2007 4:27:29 pm PST #5722 of 10001
Because books.

billytea has the best romantic stories.

You're so totally Carrie Fisher. Like Carrie Fisher if she were blond.

Really?! No buns as headgear, though, please.

I love trying to figure out kids' brains. When I was little, I thought you could get money from McDonalds because I saw mom getting change.

I always asked my mom to put specific songs on when we were listening to the radio in the car. I mean, Mom controlled the record player at home, right? Kids' brains are funny.

I still haven't seen American Splendor. But oddly enough I turned on TBS yesterday and My Best Friend's Wedding was on -- he played a bellhop at the hotel who talks to Julia Roberts for about a minute. And look at him now!


Fred Pete - Feb 14, 2007 4:46:23 pm PST #5723 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Anniversary, Deena and DH!


Sophia Brooks - Feb 14, 2007 4:57:17 pm PST #5724 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Kid's brain's are weird. I was an only child, and I did not live with a father growing up, and my grandfather and uncle we modest around me. When I was in second grade we went to visit family and they had a little baby boy. I was convinced that when he got older his penis would fall off and make hime look like me!

I always aspired to be a broad, but I think I am seen as a quirky wacky best friend. I am not sure what my recent fatness has done to this. I think it has made me seem motherly, which I am not. I am always amazed that people see me a nice, calm and uncomplaining, because I feel like I am a mean, upset complainer. Recently we had an activity at my office wherin we had to do something nice for one another. Another admin wrote me this lovely note about how I was always nice, kind, calm and uncomplaining about what I had to do. The only thing that I agreed with was kind, but I guess other people are not privy to your thoughts, and I am extra polite, even though I do have a reputation for speaking my mind that the other admins do not have-- that is, I will always present what I think is a better way to do something instead of just doing what I am told.