Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 14, 2007 12:29:19 pm PST #5646 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Yeah, but I think they had a lot of job satisfaction, if you know what I mean.

Aimée, I will not wear a kilt. Give that to ND.


JohnSweden - Feb 14, 2007 12:29:23 pm PST #5647 of 10001
I can't even.

looks at Brits askance

Well, we got eventually over that whole have to conquer the world thing. To everything there is a season, I guess ...

As a Scot, we have license to rage outwardly. As a Canadian, that's considered impolite. Welcome to my psychosis.


Aims - Feb 14, 2007 12:30:32 pm PST #5648 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aimée, I will not wear a kilt.

::makes note to Pete's No Fun list: Will not wear kilt::


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 14, 2007 12:31:16 pm PST #5649 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Welcome to my psychosis.

Quite. I always thought a Dutch berserker to be a contradictory notion, but Bonnie Prince Charlie was all too happy to hire them for his war.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 14, 2007 12:33:15 pm PST #5650 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

::makes note to Pete's No Fun list: Will not wear kilt::

I HAVE A 'NO FUN' LIST?!?

Jeeze, woman, you'll give me a complex.


juliana - Feb 14, 2007 12:33:41 pm PST #5651 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I think I'm the combo of one of the guys/beautiful (as uncomfortable as it makes me to use that particular term, and as much as I feel I need to explain/disclaim the use of it here as particular to the type I get pinned as) freak, depending.

Pretty much what I feel like, though I'm sure others see it different (the loud annoying drunkard is the other option).

I've never been in a fight, for pretty much the reasons Pete outlines. Plus, I'm always the one who's all, "This fighting thing is cutting into my drinking time! Let's just stop with the fighting, okay?" But yeah. The day I'm cornered into a fight, it ain't gonna be pretty.


§ ita § - Feb 14, 2007 12:34:18 pm PST #5652 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I know what types I'm not. I fear what type I am.

my ideal type is, like, a logger or something. And if he wears a tux, he has to know how to fistfight in it

You know, there's a paraphilia-related entry in Wikipedia that talks about just this. Made me feel a little spied on.


juliana - Feb 14, 2007 12:34:59 pm PST #5653 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

As a Scot, we have license to rage outwardly. As a Canadian, that's considered impolite. Welcome to my psychosis.

But - that's why y'all drink, right? Turning the rage into boozing!

As an Alaskan, I have carte blanche to drink and to fight. It's What We Do. (And then we smoke pot and have sex. Because that's all there is to do up there.)


Scrappy - Feb 14, 2007 12:35:29 pm PST #5654 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Burrell is sexy librarian, but with the caveat that she does not have that primness the stereotype implies. Juliana and Aimee both seem to be broads--in the fun, sexy, boozy, tough-talking kinda way. JZ is adorable street urchin. Me, I think I"m totally one of the guys sadly.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 14, 2007 12:38:15 pm PST #5655 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Okay, ita just entered the room. Any foolish notions of fighting should probably leave now the professional's here.

ita, if I've never mentioned it, I totally admire your Krav work (if not your occasional craxy-training & bruising). Maybe someday I will investigate some kind of martial art as I don't like the idea of myself growing old, infirm and a nice easy target for the scum out there.