Owen -

I am very pro-nudity. Hence the reason I am, at this moment, typing bareassed naked, while my daddy chases me around wondering why they didn't name me "GET BACK HERE!"

You're pretty darn cute, yourself there. Miss ya!

Love, Emeline

Then I went to the supermarket to pick up dinner, and the SPN WWN, and the cashier really wanted to have a conversation that was half mocking the paper and half an earnest discussion of what Heaven would be like

Lee, did I tell you that the checker at the market totally bogarted my WWN last night? I paid for it and it disappeared between the market and home. I didn't even get to read the article!

Imma gonna go back to my emo porn now. It's like a bunk filled with rusty nails and broken glass. I love it so.

FLAIL

Okay, so maybe Emeline was wrong.

She's only two you know.

Lee, did I tell you that the checker at the market totally bogarted my WWN last night? I paid for it and it disappeared between the market and home. I didn't even get to read the article!

Oh, that sucks. I think you can read it online, even though that's not the same.

Given that we're talking about two men living under one roof, I fear your phrase may be more literal than I care for.

What?! You two could totally bitch about art directors, and then go shoot things on Halo. Then he & I could talk about makeup and vampire novels. I see no down side here.

erikaj - Karl Rove thinks 2+2=5. I fart in his general direction. Although it must suck to be him right now, busted from Evil Genius back to Fat Guy Nobody Likes.

OMG! too funny. I think only the Bush family liked him ('cept Jeb... he hates him for bringing his coke'd bro to the white house before he could get there)

connie neil - Oh, dear. Miracleman's Daughter has reached the technology. Imminent collapse of civilization is near.

Let's think about this. Daughter of MM and Empress, and already typing better than a lot of us at age 2! Dude! Get her to work on the teleporter! It will be done in like 6 months!

Pete, Husband of Jilli -Re: Halo 2 Fragging Myself and Drew are tentatively playing on Thursday evening, presumably somewhere around 8pm, maybe earlier. Anyone interested in joining, let us know.

:: Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce ::

ION... why can't delivery pizza deliver a pizza that is NOT overcooked anymore?

Pete loves me.

Plus? Several hundred miles away.

Plus plus? He loves me.

And also plus? He'll eviscerate me when he gets back in here. No doubt.

Picture if you will, a t-shirt with a classic heart symbol on it.

Now, imagine that symbol encircled by a rippling line of intestines.

Surrounding this suddenly gorey image, written in a jaunty (blood red) font are the words "EVISCERATED WITH LUV".

Yep, that's Aimée's new tee.

whenever he says please, asks for something he needs from one of them, not only is it an OMG, HUGE DEAL, but he always has this sort of dual thing going where he TOTALLY expects that he won't get what he needs, but at the same time just can't stop himself from hoping, and... and....

Dear gods. I am Dean. Except lacking in the freckles and the pretty eyelashes. But still.

Awww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's a widdle cutie-head adorabooboo???!??

Dear gods. I am Dean. Except lacking in the freckles and the pretty eyelashes. But still.

And yet, curiously, still slightly hotter.

Go fig!

Mmmm....love.....

And just in time for Valentine's Day!