I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Feb 13, 2007 1:00:41 pm PST #5329 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yes, but we already knew you were insane.

waves pink fuzzy monster at the monitor

I have no idea what you mean.

(Did I mention I'm already planning my outfit for the concert that isn't until May?)


Aims - Feb 13, 2007 1:01:30 pm PST #5330 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Piffle. I have my outfit for a trip in July planned.

And from here on out, whenever I hear Jilli speaking about music, I shall assume it is MCR.


Polter-Cow - Feb 13, 2007 1:01:59 pm PST #5331 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's always the co-workers we like that leave, isn't it?

And it's always sudden!

Another one of my co-workers is moving departments, which is less traumatic but still saddening.


Cashmere - Feb 13, 2007 1:03:39 pm PST #5332 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

My Chemical Romance has a song called, "You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison." Even before you add in the eyeliner, how can you NOT love that???


Atropa - Feb 13, 2007 1:04:45 pm PST #5333 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And from here on out, whenever I hear Jilli speaking about music, I shall assume it is MCR.

Well, it could be about The Cure. Or Bauhaus. Or Rasputina. Or Emile Autumn. Or Zombina and the Skelletones. But assuming it's about MCR is probably a safe bet.


Polter-Cow - Feb 13, 2007 1:06:25 pm PST #5334 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

What about Placebo? I am listening to Placebo right now.


Aims - Feb 13, 2007 1:06:25 pm PST #5335 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

See? All of which are bands that you could have been talking about wanting to meet. That I book you for. And then come up to help you carry your hatpins and fountain pens. As an assistant.


DavidS - Feb 13, 2007 1:09:31 pm PST #5336 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

All of which are bands that you could have been talking about wanting to meet.

But they're all goth or gothily glam.


Atropa - Feb 13, 2007 1:09:55 pm PST #5337 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

What about Placebo? I am listening to Placebo right now.

Mmmm, Placebo. But, I have to admit that MCR have supplanted Placebo in my heart. I still love Placebo, but not with the same fervor as the MCR boys.

See? All of which are bands that you could have been talking about wanting to meet. That I book you for. And then come up to help you carry your hatpins and fountain pens. As an assistant.

I like this plan. I like this plan a lot. Of course, I will have to reassure Pete that I'm not about to trade him for an eyeliner-wearing rockstar, because I think he's a touch worried I might.


P.M. Marc - Feb 13, 2007 1:10:25 pm PST #5338 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

What about Placebo? I am listening to Placebo right now.

Jilli also loves Placebo. I've seen them with her twice now.