Hey, Jilli? Can you ask Clovis to lay off the Buffista Sprog Control Ray? We need some sleep and reprieve from the sickness and the sleeplessness and general brattiness a lot of the kidlets seem to be displaying.

I'll pass the message on, but I don't think Clovis is the one doing it this time.

Dear Universe,

Knock it off. Play nice, and treat people well. You don't want another lecture, do you? Those never go well for you, and you know it.

Love and kisses,

Jilli

Jilli! I saw your doppelganger yesterday, driving on the Plaza, except she was not all Queen of the Goths. In profile, she was exactly you, down to the dark long hair and bangs.

Whoohoo, Jessica! Happy Homeowning!

Jilli! I saw your doppelganger yesterday, driving on the Plaza, except she was not all Queen of the Goths. In profile, she was exactly you, down to the dark long hair and bangs.

Hee! That's really cool, because I've never run into a doppelganger of mine.

Congrats Jessica!!!!

Lunch calmed me down a bit. Let's see if I can get through the rest of the day without any lethal actions.

Sad to say, Jilli, she was driving a Escalade, and was yuppified. But she looked so much like you, I did a little double-take.

Clearly, the doppelganger is the evil one.

I'm having a cup of cocoa, and I've had roughly a brazillion marshmallows. I consider this a sign of Being An Adult.

Clearly, the doppelganger is the evil one.

This is all going to lead back to Certain People's theory that I'm the least evil person around, isn't it?

This is all going to lead back to Certain People's theory that I'm the least evil person around, isn't it?

Jilli, Squeak's more evil than you.

Jilli, Squeak's more evil than you.

You realizing I'm keeping copies of all of this, so when I eventually summon the army of zombies to destroy my enemies, I'll have documentation proving I would never do such a thing, it wasn't me officer?