Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Jan 12, 2007 7:30:23 am PST #510 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

So sad, Vortex. That smells yummy.

Please to know the word doesn't offend me.
And Cindy, my renaming of the weapon for the young comes from actually having the nephlet around a lot. So I really do have to remember that there are places / people around whom I should not say "fuck". But I am glad to know it doesn't offend as it tends to hang around my vocabulary like the feral word it is.


EpicTangent - Jan 12, 2007 7:34:03 am PST #511 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Morning, All.

Allow me to add to the round of Thanks that all is well with you and yours, Raq. Thankfully I saw your posts last night so when I heard about the bombing this morning I could just feel all well-informed rather than worried.

Congrats, Jess & E! Congrats CaBil & Ms. H!

Brenda, have a great last day. Try not to snicker too loudly at the poor shnooks who have to come back there on Monday.

ION, I'm having a minor spaz. As I was driving in this morning, there were a handful of cops running a "speed trap" (quotes because legal, don't know what you call it when it's legal). They were kind of disguised by a curve of the road, so I didn't see them until I was nearly on top of them. I glance down at my speedometer, and of course I was speeding so I tap my brakes a bit and resign myself to Lady Luck as to whether they got me. As I'm about to come level with them, one of the cops starts stepping out into the street, way too close to my truck (in motion) for comfort. But he still had the radar gun in his hands, and didn't seem to be signaling at me. I look in the rearview, and there's a sportscar behind me in the other lane, so I think that's who he's after and keep going while recovering from the heart attack he nearly gave me by stepping into the traffic. But as I'm continuing on to work I start panicking, "What if I was the one he wanted, and I didn't notice him signaling me because of looking down at my speedometer? Surely one of the other cops (there were at least three) got my license. They won't have my work address, but what if they arrest me at home tonight for failure to yield, resisting arrest, or who knows what? It's Mom's birthday today! I can't have her bailing me out of jail on her birthday!" and etc. As soon as I got into work I called my friend who's with LA Sherriffs and asked him to run my license and make sure there's no BOLO, or Wants and Warrants or anything. I realized right before I called him that since they had motorcycles, if they really wanted me, they could have come after me right then - and I kept checking my rearview, believe me. So, I'm breathing again, but I still don't think I'll be breathing normally until I hear back from W that I'm not WANTED. (Grumble, grumble, not answering his cellphone just 'cause he's busy protecting and serving. Whatever).


Cass - Jan 12, 2007 7:35:02 am PST #512 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

If I go without for too long, I will get a headache. But the caffeine itself doesn't make me jittery or anxious. Although, who knows how I'd feel if I went off it completely?
Once I realized that I could go through the withdrawals but not really notice the immediate effects? It's why I am fairly decaf in life now. Still psychologically addicted to coffee though. But a cup or five of good (and this is key) decaf and I am pleased. I'm not militant about it, but I avoid it when convenient. No more caffeine withdrawal headaches!

Now if I could just shake the heroin.


DavidS - Jan 12, 2007 7:39:25 am PST #513 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Big friendly giant?

Awww! Emmett's favorite Dahl.

Got a call on the train this morning from JZ: "OMGWTF RPG?!" I told her Raq was okay.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 12, 2007 7:41:43 am PST #514 of 10001
What is even happening?

Maybe heroin would help with my anxiety!

But then cardamom probably makes your frammis gland turn inside out--you can't win.
I bet it my frammis gland already is inside out.

I can't drink tea, these days. It gives me heartburn, even though coffee doesn't. Weird, I know. I was a huge tea devotee, and had a schedule much like Sail has (except I let myself have full caf until noon).

Hopefully, between cutting down and remembering to actually eat breakfast and lunch (rather than cookies), I'll feel better soon.


DavidS - Jan 12, 2007 7:44:47 am PST #515 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It gives me heartburn, even though coffee doesn't. Weird, I know.

More tannins in tea, no?


Amy - Jan 12, 2007 7:48:50 am PST #516 of 10001
Because books.

Now if I could just shake the heroin.

Yeah, I'm not there yet.

What on earth is a frammis gland?! Is this a real thing? Because it sound suspiciously like something only Hobbits have.

Hopefully, between cutting down and remembering to actually eat breakfast and lunch (rather than cookies), I'll feel better soon.

Eating is tres important. When I had to use insulin in pregnancy, I learned that not eating can be a bit dangerous. I think my body still remembers that, because if I don't eat breakfast soon enough I start to get nauseous.

The only thing tea does to me is make me a bit thirstier (I think it does have dehydrating effects) for cold, clear water, and sometimes if I haven't eaten, it makes me nauseous, too. Could be how strong I make it. Lots of tannin (sp? why does that look weird?) in there, I guess.

Epic! It's good to see you here! I doubt you're wanted, in a Wanted way.


Cass - Jan 12, 2007 7:49:05 am PST #517 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Maybe heroin would help with my anxiety!
Very calming. And great for your skin as well.


DavidS - Jan 12, 2007 7:50:38 am PST #518 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

(I think it does have dehydrating effects)

It is a diuretic.


Amy - Jan 12, 2007 7:52:49 am PST #519 of 10001
Because books.

Does that mean I would have to pee less if I just stuck with the heroin?