Lindsey: Why--why did you... Lorne: One last job. You're not part of the solution, Lindsey. You never will be. Lindsey: You kill me? A flunky?! I'm not just...Angel...kills me. You...Angel... Lorne: Good night, folks.

'Not Fade Away'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Feb 10, 2007 5:09:06 pm PST #4989 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

". . . she'll probably tell all of her Buffy friends about . . ."

If you were in Florida this might have been DH. He says that.


Cass - Feb 10, 2007 5:10:56 pm PST #4990 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Then he yelled, "I have my library card!"
Bless!

". . . she'll probably tell all of her Buffy friends about . . ."
One of us! One of us!


Lee - Feb 10, 2007 5:18:42 pm PST #4991 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

All your Suzi are belong to me!!!


§ ita § - Feb 10, 2007 5:58:39 pm PST #4992 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I "told" my parents about my tattoo by wearing a swimsuit with an aggressively plunging neckline that framed my sternum quite nicely.

My mother is pretty much all "nice people don't do that!" which means I just wear her down with "am I suddenly not nice, then?" until she's numb.

My father just looked, and went on with his day.


tommyrot - Feb 10, 2007 6:02:23 pm PST #4993 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My sis was going out with her GF for many years before she came out to our parents. Their decision to have a baby kinda' forced the issue. So when my sis finally did come out, I told her, "When you come out to mom and dad, don't tell them right away that [her GF] is trying to have a baby and that I'm going to be the father. You should probably wait a month."


§ ita § - Feb 10, 2007 6:10:27 pm PST #4994 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My parents have tried to lead me conversationally into coming out, or at least made it clear through clumsy avoidance of gender-specific pronouns that they're totally okay with that.

It's tempting sometimes to test them, but I'm gonna be good.


NoiseDesign - Feb 10, 2007 6:17:17 pm PST #4995 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

My parents did that with me for a while. I hadn't dated in years and then when I was dating I just never brought it up with them. My sister told me at one point that she and mom were convinced I was gay.


tommyrot - Feb 10, 2007 6:21:36 pm PST #4996 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My parents, my sis and her GF all thought I was gay. Then when a high school friend of mine died of AIDS, my parents started to worry that I might have it. Argh. I also have a number of straight friends whose parents thought they were lesbians.

I dunno - it's as if our parents' generation find extended singledom even more confusing or unlikely than homosexuality....


Steph L. - Feb 10, 2007 6:21:50 pm PST #4997 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Mine did not. In fact, I'm not sure my mother ever told my father.

Heh. My mom isn't thrilled that I got a tat, though she *does* think it's pretty. My dad, on the other hand, was in Vermont with me when I got the tat, and, being the ultimate mellow laissez-faire dude, he bought the tattoo artist a beer after he was done inking me. (The tattoo place is literally upstairs from my bro's restaurant.)

It's 5 degrees out. Did I mention that The Boy is CAMPING this weekend?!? Did I mention that he's INSANE?!? Though, to be fair, he's camping 3 hours south of here, so it's warmer....it's *18* degrees.

He's going to literally freeze his balls off, and then I'm going to be peeved.


tommyrot - Feb 10, 2007 6:23:51 pm PST #4998 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did I mention that The Boy is CAMPING this weekend?!? Did I mention that he's INSANE?!?

I dunno - they sell sleeping bags designed for such temperatures. If I had the proper equipment I might like to give camping in such cold a try. Not sure if I'd like it, but you never know....