I love the smell of desperate librarian in the morning.

Snyder ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Feb 07, 2007 7:54:17 am PST #4475 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Puh-leeze. Bad haircuts are a childhood milestone. She'll be doing a worse job by herself at some point in the near future. It's what kids do.

True. I chopped all my hair off when I was a wee one.

Why do I get irritated when people assume that because someone doesn't answer their phone, they are out?


Cashmere - Feb 07, 2007 7:56:39 am PST #4476 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

True. I chopped all my hair off when I was a wee one.

My older cousin played "barber" with all of us one day. My twin sister and I got hacked so badly we had pixie cuts until we went to kindergarten. We weren't traumatized. My mother ended up crumpled in a puddle of tears but she got over it, too.


Vortex - Feb 07, 2007 8:04:46 am PST #4477 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

But did I end up eating almost all of what was put in front of me, even though it was *airplane food*?!?

but it was first class airplane food. that's different.


P.M. Marc - Feb 07, 2007 8:12:39 am PST #4478 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I love the princessy pictures, Aimee!


DavidS - Feb 07, 2007 8:17:32 am PST #4479 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

we had pixie cuts until we went to kindergarten

Kindergarten? I think you still like to rock a pixie cut now and then.


Aims - Feb 07, 2007 8:26:46 am PST #4480 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I love the princessy pictures, Aimee!

Thanks She is high-larious! Both her and the doll have the cone princess hats and matching purses. The baby has silver slippers. I should get some for Em from that site you just linked for Lillian.


Stephanie - Feb 07, 2007 8:26:56 am PST #4481 of 10001
Trust my rage

The first time I cut Ellie's bangs, it was pretty bad. I have no idea how they got so short.

I mainly wanted to say, Cindy, that I'm so sorry you and your have ben stuck in the house for so long and so sick. When Ellie was sick in December it was such a nightmare.

Also, I am leaving tomorrow for West Palm Beach to visit the in-laws ntil Monday. Do we have any buffistae (Laura, maybe?) thereabouts?


Connie Neil - Feb 07, 2007 8:29:58 am PST #4482 of 10001
brillig

re: haircuts for kids

I take it that the old-fashioned bowl cut is out of the running?


Frankenbuddha - Feb 07, 2007 8:37:13 am PST #4483 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The tip to walk 30 minutes, every day, no exceptions, is a good one, that I strive for (some days better than others.)

Is that all in one go, or over the course of the day (I'd expect the former)? I can definitely testify to what having multiple 20-25 min walks during the day will do, as that was my routine my first 5 years in Salem, and I lost weight without changing any food or beverage consumption levels.

Since both my work and my apartment are both now significantly closer to the commuter rail, I've gotten back up towards my heaviest in the last year. I've been trying to work the walking in, but it's not always feasible (and in the current weather distinctly uncomfortable), but I've also started to curtail a lot of food and (especially) beverage habits I've developed over the years for the first time. It's probably too soon to see any significant change yet (just a pound or two at this point), but I do feel better.


EpicTangent - Feb 07, 2007 8:43:10 am PST #4484 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Wow, a lot's gone on since I left work last night (Tuesday being my most ridiculously busy night, I never even had time to look longingly at my laptop, let alone actually, y'know, put in my lap & turn it on).

Cindy, you're being very calm in the face of those numbers. They're freaking me a little, and he's not even mine. I'm glad they're coming down a bit. Please don't hesitate to keep talking to us, especially as the frazzle tries to keel you ded. {{Cindy & Fam}}

P-C, again, everyone else gives good advice. I just continue to wish you the best of luck (and peace and calm).

Aimee I loved those new pics. My fave was of the both of you with Em and her baby in matching dresses. Although I almost expected you to have had one made for yourself as well. (But perhaps I'm the only one who's that much of a middle-schooler). And the picture of Em in the boots reminded me so much of this statue I have at home, I wanted to send a link to my Mom (assuming you don't mind a pic of your child going to a [harmless, I swear!] stranger). Because the statue was made for me (painted ceramic, well done for what it is: 70's styling) when I was about Em's age (by my favorite Aunt, my Mom's closest sister, who passed away a few years ago) because my aunt thought the statue looked like toddler-me. (Whoa, way to bring down the moods in the room. Oops. It made me smile! I swear!)

Nora, seems like a very sensible way to go. That's pretty much my plan at the end of the 6-week diet I'm on. I figured I could use the 6-weeks for jump-starting the metabolism (which it's designed to do) and getting a feel for things, but after the 6 weeks is over, I want to not be carrying a book to every meal anymore. I think it'll be okay, I'm much more aware of portion size and paying attention to what I'm eating, etc., because of this. A few pounds a month while going back to regular-ish eating sounds like a great plan.

sj, I hope today is a better day! (And I really hope they get that smoke issue cleared up for you. That would kill me). And much ~ma to your friend.

~ma for Matt (both job~ and stress-dealing~ varieties).

She'll be doing a worse job by herself at some point in the near future. It's what kids do.

When my mom wouldn't let me get bangs (she had her own brand of logic) when I was about 7, I decided to do it myself. Then chickened out, so just gave myself my first layered cut (left some hair in the front about half as long as it had been). Rite of passage. I guarantee Em is not scarred for life.

ION: Driving in to work in the morning, listening to my #2 radio station because that's what happened to be on, I hear one of my co-workers call in. I recognized his (sorta distinctive) voice, and they used his first name, and I know this is his favorite station (matter of fact, he was just pimping it to me yesterday), so definitely my co-worker. I'm not sure what the segment was, but he tells a story of how someone he works with got drunk and revealed info that's supposed to be confidential. He's asking for advice (from a morning show DJ?) about dealing with it, apparently oblivious to the fact that he's ON THE RADIO, (with his distinctive voice, and first name, and fave station) talking about someone who, by the way our co. is structured and the few details he gave I ABSOLUTELY know the identity of. Yes, what to do about someone who revealed information, talk about it ON THE RADIO. Everyone care to embrace the irony with me? (((Irony)))