Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I live for desecration of the flesh, ma'am (and that ain't no joke). I loves me some Bruce (not in that way, but I was a dj when Tokyo and Coldest Night of the Year were hits up here. I'm not remotely kidding when I say Bruce kept me alive. The alternative was Billie Jean -- which has a place. Three am avec alcool, ce n'est pas la place.
I'm good, Mizz Cass. Getting by. How are you? Been too long.
Just broke my no laptop in bed rule.
Well I done desecrated my flesh a little with that today. No views of the actual as I am just not that bendy it seems.
So that is tat, as it were.
Otherwise, I adore Portland but it is still a sometimes strange and terrifying land. One I am getting more comfortable in though.
It really has been too long.
Just broke my no laptop in bed rule.
When you're done, are you gonna smoke a cigarette?
When you're done, are you gonna smoke a cigarette?
Don't tempt me!
Just broke my no laptop in bed rule.Is this like the no crackers in bed rule?
Laptops in bed is just a natural thing though, bug. Unless you can't reach the power cord.
Is this like the no crackers in bed rule?
Did I tell you guys about the "cracker scale" for rating men? I learned it this weekend, and it cracks me up muchly.
Uh oh. I'm getting silly.
Unless you can't reach the power cord.
I purposefully didn't bring the power cord. That way it has to go off eventually.
Well I done desecrated my flesh a little with that today. No views of the actual as I am just not that bendy it seems.
a) looks great 2) need more from source, doubt the lack of benditude under, um, consideration. c) see 2)
4) I'm not surprised Portland has strangenesses for a desert dweller (what with all the water and all for starters), still, seems like an interesting place.
e) If you can stand Oregonia, can Canadia be far behind? IJS.
I purposefully didn't bring the power cord. That way it has to go off eventually.Or why most toys in bed have batteries.
I purposefully didn't bring the power cord. That way it has to go off eventually.
I keep my power cord near my bed, so apparently that's the default location for my laptop.
