Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.

Oz ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Feb 04, 2007 8:45:01 am PST #4012 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's really hard, but I'm going to try. I have to. I really can't see what the fucking problem is, honestly. All the information she wants is there. I just added some other stuff. Which makes it BETTER, for Christ's sake. Why the hell wouldn't you want all those awesome testimonials about how great I am?


DavidS - Feb 04, 2007 9:03:56 am PST #4013 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Do you think you're better than them?

"No, I think I'm different than them. I'm pretty sure you and Dad both understand that I'm different, and I need my 'biodata' to reflect that. Because the kind of woman I could be happy with is the kind of woman who would respond to the way this is written."


Zenkitty - Feb 04, 2007 9:12:08 am PST #4014 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

What Hec and Steph said.

Because the kind of woman I could be happy with is the kind of woman who would respond to the way this is written.

Thing is, I bet this isn't the kind of woman P.-C.'s mother would be happy with. Or so she thinks, anyway. She wants things to be traditional, "proper". P.-C.'s quirkiness is fine as long as he doesn't let it ruin his life. OMG, I hear my grandmother talking. "It's just fine that you're smart, honey, but don't you want a husband? Keep all that foolishness in your head to yourself!"


Ginger - Feb 04, 2007 9:30:42 am PST #4015 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Because the kind of woman I could be happy with is the kind of woman who would respond to the way this is written.

There are probably a number of Gujarati women who are so tired of the canned profiles written by guys' parents that they'd jump on that profile like a chicken on a junebug.


Laga - Feb 04, 2007 9:36:40 am PST #4016 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

What Ginger said, P-C. Stand your ground!


d - Feb 04, 2007 9:44:11 am PST #4017 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

I have no help for the mom stuff. Mine lives across and ocean, and I think that helps sometimes. Everyone's been more eloquent, so I'll just hope it all works out for you.

(Also, I think I might possibly be the current lead for your contest, which I didn't actually know you were having.)

My laptop is having issues AGAIN. I'm on a borrowed one at the moment because mine won't turn on. The JOY! grrrrrrr. I should be cooking and cleaning and all that jazz, but mostly I just want to snarl at someone.


Pix - Feb 04, 2007 9:47:02 am PST #4018 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

P-C, hang in there and don't back down.


Zenkitty - Feb 04, 2007 10:00:48 am PST #4019 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Somebody find my motivation and kick its ass, please.


Steph L. - Feb 04, 2007 10:16:51 am PST #4020 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Puppy Bowl is already on -- I am already DED of the cute.

There are probably a number of Gujarati women who are so tired of the canned profiles written by guys' parents that they'd jump on that profile like a chicken on a junebug.

So, in this scenario, P-C is a junebug? Hee! Paging the B-52s!

I have worked out vigorously, and I am not going back outside. It's crazy cold. I have baking and laundry and dishes and reading to do.

And, of course, the Puppy Bowl.


Volans - Feb 04, 2007 10:22:17 am PST #4021 of 10001
move out and draw fire

What is Puppy Bowl? I'm assuming it's not just what the likkle doggie eats out of?