Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Jan 31, 2007 8:00:03 pm PST #3641 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Aimee, I am a-goggle at your idiot instructor. In your shoes I would be mightily tempted to turn in a new draft of the assignment featuring teachers who design assignments with such obvious bias as one example of discrimination....

ION have we seen candy pasties? [link]


SuziQ - Jan 31, 2007 8:09:13 pm PST #3642 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Oh, gah, don't let MM see those!!!!


Pix - Jan 31, 2007 8:13:05 pm PST #3643 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Dude. I want to have someone I can trade in for juliana and smonster!!!

t thinks

I've got a slightly-used Sound Designer...?

...

Just kidding, honey!


tommyrot - Jan 31, 2007 8:17:36 pm PST #3644 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've got a slightly-used Sound Designer...?

...

Just kidding, honey!

I've heard that Sound Designers that came with leather kilts are highly collectible.


beth b - Jan 31, 2007 9:12:18 pm PST #3645 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I tried to smash my self with the Tv armoire tonight. this was way more excitement than I needed


Pix - Jan 31, 2007 9:14:25 pm PST #3646 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Beth! No hurting yourself!


-t - Jan 31, 2007 9:22:34 pm PST #3647 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I hope you failed at that, beth! Stop it.


§ ita § - Jan 31, 2007 10:17:40 pm PST #3648 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, Aimée. First off, your instructor is irritating.

But secondly? Oh, thanks for that link. I was readying to switch my phone off its current 007 theme to TV theme music, but had stalled.

Now I'm going to have to switch it to 80s TV! I snagged a Real Player to MP3 shareware program, and it's all so very exciting.

Also, I'm a dork.

Who has to find appropriate wallpaper for said theme, because I'm a completist dork.


Fay - Jan 31, 2007 10:56:07 pm PST #3649 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Dude. I want to have someone I can trade in for juliana and smonster!!!

Sing. It.

...although if I had someone worth trading in for Juliana AND smonster, I'd never leave the bedroom and I'd be sacked. Um. But happy.

Meanwhile, I am resuming an old tagline in honour of T.A. Pete.


Polter-Cow - Jan 31, 2007 11:13:20 pm PST #3650 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hola, Bitches. I haven't been keeping up in here because I've been swamped at work, but I have a request anyway.

If you would be so kind as to provide Buffista testimonials for my biodata, I may just attract me a proper Indian wife.

Thanks!