Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ailleann - Jan 31, 2007 5:41:06 pm PST #3595 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I think my upstairs neighbor is moving out. It's... :checks watch: WAY past moving time. Stompy feet, not conducive to getting to bed on time.


Sparky1 - Jan 31, 2007 5:50:41 pm PST #3596 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

::waves::

Five hundred plus miles later, and we're in Lubbock, TX. We're having lunch tomorrow with Jeff's cousin Ruth (she's 90+, and I have no clear understanding of how she's related, but "cousin" is what she calls herself, and she is awesome) in Cisco, and then on to Dallas.

Now I must turn the Internets over to my DH.

::leaves in a cloud of glitter::


Atropa - Jan 31, 2007 5:59:31 pm PST #3597 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

skippity skippity skim

I skipped to the end to present you with this snippet of what passes for dinner converation in our household (x-posty w/ LJ, so my apologies if you've seen it):

Me, teasingly: "You're just waiting to trade me in!"

Pete: "I wouldn't trade you in unless I could get a 2-for-1 deal."

Me: "So you'd trade me for juliana and smonster?"

Pete: ". . ."

Pete: "I plead the Fifth."

Me: "I am SO telling them that."

ION, all-day training sessions that require me to be at work at the time I'm usually waking up make me filled with cranky and woogle.


Karl - Jan 31, 2007 6:08:53 pm PST #3598 of 10001
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Jilli, most esteemed and glorious Jilli ...

... you owe me a new keyboard, I'm afraid.


SuziQ - Jan 31, 2007 6:09:25 pm PST #3599 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Pete: "I wouldn't trade you in unless I could get a 2-for-1 deal."

Me: "So you'd trade me for juliana and smonster?"

And now we understand the real purpose behind "the list".


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 31, 2007 6:11:02 pm PST #3600 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Oh crap. She said she was going to post it but I'd totally forgot.

Bugger.


Atropa - Jan 31, 2007 6:12:21 pm PST #3601 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh crap. She said she was going to post it but I'd totally forgot.

Hee! Frilly velvety vengence is mine!

... you owe me a new keyboard, I'm afraid.

Sorry Karl!


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 31, 2007 6:13:54 pm PST #3602 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Hee! Frilly velvety vengence is mine!

Oh, I'll get my own back. Just you wait.

And now we understand the real purpose behind "the list".

Gah! The List is cancelled! Please return to your homes!


Aims - Jan 31, 2007 6:27:49 pm PST #3603 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And now we understand the real purpose behind "the list".

BWAHAHAHA! And here I've been referring to it as Pete's Most Wanted.

Little did I know...

You big flirty flirtmeister.


Aims - Jan 31, 2007 6:29:26 pm PST #3604 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yogurt and granola:

Way # 5872365 to irritate your husband:

Spend 45 minues downloading, listening to, and singing along with 80's tv show theme songs such as: Perfect Strangers, The Facts of Life, Alice, and Punky Brewster.

Full library here: [link]