Oh, lord, it's the beginning of the psychotic phase of my PMS. That's why I want to scream at stupid customers. "I told you, I don't have that box on my screen--oh, there it is, sorry. Now what did you want me to do?"

Answer I don't give: "Call back in when your dog returns your brain."

guh, indeed

pretty

and connie, the gauchos turned out to be from a newly opened Argentinian restaurant ... which made it marginally less creepy

Timelies, everyone. I'm caught up a bit, so I can talk to you, yay!

I'm on Day 2 of a six-week diet plan. Down two lbs. from yesterday, thanks to diet, plus one Curves workout and one dance class. Of course, it's low carb, and I'm suddenly craving toast. Toast! I don't think I've ever craved toast in my life! Huh. My morning snack is supposed to be cottage cheese and pineapple, but I still feel full from morning oatmeal and turkey sausage links. And cottage cheese and pineapple just don't seem that appetizing when you're craving toast (toast!)

One thousand, two hundred fifty dollars and seventy-two cents.

Yes, this. I specifically remember our class being instructed not to use the "and" by Ms. Wittstruck, 9th grade Algebra teacher.

Robin, you've sent a big ole busload to Special Hell. Hummina. Almost as good as my current fave for shirtlessness. [link]

Happy Birthday, Anne!

Oh, beth, great-first-day-ma!

I forgot to meara, so ~ma to them as need or want it.

Age of consent in England and California is 16.

16? You sure? That's not what the 17 year old keeps telling me.

Ageofconsent.com is taking way too long to load.

Pretty sure.

Lemme check my 16 year old.

ita! Brilliant timing! I have been trying to find your site(s) for the pretty image searching, and my brain, she has lost them. Please to point in a pretty direction? Kthxbye.

I never received any instruction on where to put an "and" in numbers.

For England: [link]

For California: [link]

Huh. I guess it is 18 for California. Ooops.

Happy Birthday, Anne!

Go, Nora with the pants-fitting!

beth, have a great first day! You will surely not suck.

The photo of Daniel Radcliffe with the horse is giving me heart palpitations. Good Loward, he's too young to be that sexy.

Congratulations Nora! Getting healthy is always good, even if you can't always see the results, but heavens it's nice to fit in smaller pants.

Cramps have been replaced by exhaustion, discomfort and migraine. I want a hot pad and chamomille tea.