And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Jan 30, 2007 7:59:04 am PST #3366 of 10001
brillig

men dressed in gauchos, tall boots, high-necked shirts

You had an invasion of Cossacks?


Connie Neil - Jan 30, 2007 8:00:41 am PST #3367 of 10001
brillig

Looked at Robin's link. Made audible noise that the customer on the phone asked about and I had to brush off.

gleep.

And saved.


Aims - Jan 30, 2007 8:01:24 am PST #3368 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t still staring at monitor


tommyrot - Jan 30, 2007 8:02:09 am PST #3369 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

<still staring at monitor>

Do you need directions to your bunk?


Connie Neil - Jan 30, 2007 8:02:28 am PST #3370 of 10001
brillig

t took it off because of workplace rules on upsetting co-workers Because you know some of the late-20s local boys I work with would feel threatened.

eta: I feel like such a dirty old woman staring at that picture and drooling. But I'm now seeing that picture as an illustration for various fics I've read.


Cass - Jan 30, 2007 8:02:34 am PST #3371 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh...
Holy...
Mother...
Of....
GOD!!

Oh, god... Please god let him turn eighteen soon. Because I might feel a little less a perv. Dear god, there is a perfection to that body that ... mmmrrph.


Aims - Jan 30, 2007 8:02:49 am PST #3372 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And, uh Robin?

Can I get you something for being so kind to me??

Cookies?

Money?

A pony?

A pre-owned two-year old?


Aims - Jan 30, 2007 8:04:42 am PST #3373 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Do you need directions to your bunk?

For now, my bunk is where I sit.

Please god let him turn eighteen soon.

July23. Ten days after the movie comes out. Like, 400+ days.

And also? MINE MINE MINE.


Connie Neil - Jan 30, 2007 8:04:51 am PST #3374 of 10001
brillig

Because I might feel a little less a perv

I felt bad enough for lusting over poor vulnerable Elijah Wood (vulnerable, that is, till I heard what kind of language he uses when he's not being Frodo)


Miracleman - Jan 30, 2007 8:12:55 am PST #3375 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Great. Thanks, Robin. Now she'll be up all night either

a) Muttering "Let me help you with that wand"

or

b) Trying to come up with some faux Latin spell that means "Quidditch robes evaporate!"