Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Jan 11, 2007 8:26:53 am PST #326 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

billytea, may the next two months pass swiftly for you!

{{Beej}}

Aimee, lovely hair!

beth, feel better.

I gave that dress to Goodwill.

Today, pretty new boots! With 4-inch heels. I'm not used to this anymore.


EpicTangent - Jan 11, 2007 9:11:46 am PST #327 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I am caught up! In the daytime! I have no meara, but I am caught up!

. . .

Somebody say something.


EpicTangent - Jan 11, 2007 9:12:41 am PST #328 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Cereal:

Anybody just says "Something." - I shall look askance at them!


SuziQ - Jan 11, 2007 9:14:58 am PST #329 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Something.

Gropes Epic for good measure


Astarte - Jan 11, 2007 9:16:06 am PST #330 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Oooh, look, it's askance!!!!


Topic!Cindy - Jan 11, 2007 9:16:33 am PST #331 of 10001
What is even happening?

"'Something'."


EpicTangent - Jan 11, 2007 9:20:30 am PST #332 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

::Looks askance at Suzi and Cindy::

Let that be a lesson to you!

::Gropes Suzi back::

::And Astarte, for being a non-pre-specified smartass::

It's nice to be here!!


EpicTangent - Jan 11, 2007 9:36:11 am PST #333 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

So, a few days back you guys were talking about flirting. I'm pretty good at it with people who are good flirts back. Otherwise it gets weird. Apparently I come off as very innocent or something (I have no idea!), so I say something just the smidgiest bit double-entendre-y and get reactions like they just saw a nun flip the bird or something. Or, I get guys who decide I'm in love with them and let me down easy - which, I'll grant is better than being let down by the ones you actually are carrying a torch for, but is still lame.

I felt the need to share my impressions/bring the subject back up because I think I scared/startled a guy in dance class the other night, and I need to share the story. This guy's a great dancer, adorable, quirky sense of humor, so great company in a class (but really young). We were messing around about something when we should have been listening to the instructors explaining the next bit, and he said something about almost tripping me (on accident). I pretended he meant it and said something about my Blue Belt, and that though I wasn't sure I could stop him from taking me down, I was sure I could take him with me. Then I said, "Now I appreciate a good tussle as much as the next person, but I don't think it's a good idea in front of all these people." Silence. Then he looked at me (kinda askance, in point of fact). By the time he sorta smiled about it my face was on fire. At least he didn't act weird. But I wished for a few of you guys, 'cause I knew you woulda run with it. Ah well. He also complimented me (on my dancing) that night, so we'll still leave him in the adorable group.


EpicTangent - Jan 11, 2007 9:39:45 am PST #334 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I can't believe in the time it took me to type all that, no one else posted. People only talk when I'm not in the room?

t /fake needy


Topic!Cindy - Jan 11, 2007 9:40:30 am PST #335 of 10001
What is even happening?

I bet you're adorable when you're blushing, Epic.