I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Jan 10, 2007 1:40:55 pm PST #240 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Don't let the puppies do information architecture, GC. They'll just track mud all over your wireframes.


Ailleann - Jan 10, 2007 1:51:31 pm PST #241 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Co-op~ma for Jess!

I didn't have a boyfriend in highschool. I did have a Prom date, who showed up in top hat and tails and drove us in a tiny yellow sportscar, but did not dance with me. He did win me a Lava Lamp at the afterprom, which I still have. It was also my 18th birthday.

Woah, am I the depressing B-plot of a teen movie?


Daisy Jane - Jan 10, 2007 1:51:58 pm PST #242 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I lasted until Junior year as a good girl. It was my best friend's Air Force older brother who ruined me.


Strix - Jan 10, 2007 1:54:19 pm PST #243 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I went from never-been-kissed to hold-up-there-boy!THATS3rdBASE!! all in about a half hour.


juliana - Jan 10, 2007 1:57:34 pm PST #244 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Co-op~ma for Jess & Fone Bone!

I went to more than a few proms/winter balls. Homecoming wasn't the formal dance it seems to be down here, so the Juniors & the Seniors both had a formal dance - one in winter & one in "spring". Why the hell they didn't think of making Homecoming formal when it was one of the few times in the school year it wasn't 40 below with 5 feet of snow is beyond me.


-t - Jan 10, 2007 1:58:50 pm PST #245 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I went from never-been-kissed to hold-up-there-boy!THATS3rdBASE!! all in about a half hour.

Heh. Me, too. Ninth grade party, Little Red Corvette on the stereo. Almost inevitable, really.

edited for relevance, punctuation


Strix - Jan 10, 2007 2:04:33 pm PST #246 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Baby, ur much 2 fast (yes u r)


juliana - Jan 10, 2007 2:05:23 pm PST #247 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Ah, Prince. The original chatspeak maven.


Connie Neil - Jan 10, 2007 2:05:33 pm PST #248 of 10001
brillig

Hey, I was taken to my first bar by a preacher. Beat that.

edit: And I was underage. Damned good cheeseburgers, too.


§ ita § - Jan 10, 2007 2:10:51 pm PST #249 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It was quite a while before I got that you Americans had a different one from the British.

Stuff is kinda cleared up, but at no time did my school-attending culture include school dances. Usually didn't include boys either.