It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 10, 2007 1:15:13 pm PST #225 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Brits seem to wilt in the heat. I think they need starch.

Hurumph.

Pete, why did I think you worked for Microsoft? With you pimping the new iPhone, I have my doubts.

Jilli works at Microsoft. However we both prefer Macs. Even Jilli's office-mate is a Mac person. Actually Penny Arcade may have said it best. Also, check out the editorial for at least one truly brilliant phrase.


sj - Jan 10, 2007 1:17:49 pm PST #226 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I asked my prom date to the prom because I knew he was too nice of a guy to say no. We never dated before or after. I had a boyfriend for about 2 weeks in my four years in high school.


-t - Jan 10, 2007 1:17:49 pm PST #227 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Co-op~ma, Jess!


sj - Jan 10, 2007 1:18:23 pm PST #228 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Co-op~ma, Jess!


Glamcookie - Jan 10, 2007 1:20:11 pm PST #229 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

My prom date is downstairs making dinner.

Aw! Sweetness :)


Hil R. - Jan 10, 2007 1:21:15 pm PST #230 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Lots of co-op~ma, Jess!


Lee - Jan 10, 2007 1:22:25 pm PST #231 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Good luck with the co-op board, Jess. I hope they realize how made of awesome you are.


Amy - Jan 10, 2007 1:25:32 pm PST #232 of 10001
Because books.

Co-op ~ma to Jessica!

Though I did get the pleasure (?) of watching the cow eyeball disection, a demonstration I have studiously avoided for over 30 years.

Whatever happened to good old frogs?!

Also, I think I'm not hungry anymore.


Ginger - Jan 10, 2007 1:29:06 pm PST #233 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Good luck with the co-op, Jess!

I had one date in high school, the guy I asked to the Sadie Hawkins dance. He's a surgeon.


Atropa - Jan 10, 2007 1:30:23 pm PST #234 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Good luck with the co-op, Jess!