I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Jan 21, 2007 12:46:17 pm PST #1974 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

CJ used to scoot backwards before figuring out how to go forward. He would get so darned frustrated when his goal would seem to move father away from him.

The boy still hasn't admitted to anything. Being a parent is a bitch. I KNOW what I smelled.


lisah - Jan 21, 2007 12:50:55 pm PST #1975 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

ack! My Hot Hot Hot grad school professor is on NPR right now talking about his new collection of short stories.

eta in related news of the hot, my friend just called to tell me that a super hot guy we know from the old days of punk rock in Delaware was on a Law & Order rerun just now.


Ailleann - Jan 21, 2007 12:53:28 pm PST #1976 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Dear Columbus,

Yeah, you're progressive and great and all, but you know what? You're still in fucking Ohio. That means it fucking snows here. Among my people, we have these magical machines called "snowplows" which move the snow off the roads! I know, unbelievable, but Google it and you'll be surprised.

No fucking love, Me


Laura - Jan 21, 2007 12:54:33 pm PST #1977 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

{{Suzi}} Blaming without the hard proof doesn't usually work out for me. Me, I'd give him the "I know you wouldn't lie" talk and tell him you believe him. Ask him to let you know right away if the odd smell comes back. Make him feel guilty for telling lies to his mother. (My mother ruled with guilt; I come by it naturally.)


SuziQ - Jan 21, 2007 1:10:42 pm PST #1978 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Blaming without the hard proof doesn't usually work out for me.

I KNOW. I know. But when I can't come up with any other plausable explanation, it is hard to give him the benefit of the doubt too.


Laga - Jan 21, 2007 1:13:38 pm PST #1979 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm telling you: it was Nightcrawler


Topic!Cindy - Jan 21, 2007 1:18:27 pm PST #1980 of 10001
What is even happening?

Ack, Suzi. I don't know. Did you check his fingers?

Special for Cindy (and any other cute baby appreciators):

LOVE THEM! Really, lisah. Gah, they're so cute.


SuziQ - Jan 21, 2007 1:25:42 pm PST #1981 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Did you check his fingers?

??? No. Sniff them?


Topic!Cindy - Jan 21, 2007 1:30:05 pm PST #1982 of 10001
What is even happening?

Yeah, sniff them, and if he's not yet that adept at lighting matches, there might be signs, or some smudge of spent match head. It might be too late, now.


Cass - Jan 21, 2007 1:33:08 pm PST #1983 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

(I do so love the "order groceries online" option that the modern age has given us.)
I just went to RiteAid to price something because I got annoyed that something was supposed to be free shipping until they realized I was a returning customer. So my reward for coming back? Getting assed on shipping. Still cheaper than buying it in person though so I clicked when I got home.

on second thought, has Cass been visiting?
I thought hers was more a lighter fetish.
Clicky fire! Actually it's more the resulting fire that I like though. Fire pretty.

have you tried the green Photo Finish?
I haven't. I use Alima's mineral foundation and that tends to take of my skin's tendency to skew red. But not always. Should I plan a trip to Sephora in my near future, Plei?

in related news of the hot
I think I have a crush on the Jeff guy in the Fidelity commercial. No idea why but I do watch that commercial happily. At least until they get to the parts about Fidelity. Don't care as much about those bits.

CUTE BABIES!