Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Jan 09, 2007 11:08:31 am PST #18 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

New thread!


Frankenbuddha - Jan 09, 2007 11:08:33 am PST #19 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

That's the slime, Frank.

Better than if it was wafting from New York, at least.


Steph L. - Jan 09, 2007 11:09:02 am PST #20 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I'm antlers; no slime.


WindSparrow - Jan 09, 2007 11:09:07 am PST #21 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Slime and Antlers, it's what's for breakfast. That and the fucking waffles, which is just too funny.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 09, 2007 11:09:39 am PST #22 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Very slow load. Long enough for my post to go from #1 to #4. I'll get you, Empress, just see if I don't.

Still, I've never managed top 5 before. Spiffy. One day that #1 will be mine. One day.

sniffle


SailAweigh - Jan 09, 2007 11:10:01 am PST #23 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Although I didn't vote for this thread name, I kinda like it. What do you get after weeping and crawling around the floor? Slime, of course.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 09, 2007 11:10:25 am PST #24 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Better than if it was wafting from New York, at least.

Did they find out what caused the smell?


Aims - Jan 09, 2007 11:10:38 am PST #25 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

One day that #1 will be mine.

holds up index and middle fingers on each hand

You're #4! You're #4!


DCJensen - Jan 09, 2007 11:11:05 am PST #26 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Damn, that sucker took so long to load I thought we'd broken the innernets.

No, Apple did.


Gudanov - Jan 09, 2007 11:11:14 am PST #27 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Did they find out what caused the smell?

Last I heard, New Jersey.