Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

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Nutty - Apr 02, 2003 2:37:51 pm PST #9126 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

See, whereas those of us blissfully ignorant of dancing boybands have no idea what you're talking about! bitterchick, it's a hell of your own making.

Proposer composing the ballot and Proposer choosing the way the vote is tallied go hand-in-hand, because the wording of a ballot will frame the question and (how many and what kind of) answers. I like this, and it allows for case-by-case flexibility, and it avoids mathy argumentation, and I like it.

Therefore, let's do it.


Jesse - Apr 02, 2003 2:39:25 pm PST #9127 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In all seriousness, things have passed because we made a list of things a lot of us wanted and then voted on them, not just because we're lemmings.

Oh, of course. You people aren't NEARLY lemming-like enough. This whole thing could have been a lot smoother, let me tell you.

Also? I had nearly forgotten all about O-Town.


bitterchick - Apr 02, 2003 2:41:50 pm PST #9128 of 10001

it's a hell of your own making.

Hey, I signed on for NSYNC. No one ever told me I was gonna be deluged with O-Town by association.

In news that actually belongs on this thread, I'm a big fan of the proposer composing the ballot. How much would it suck to propose something and discover that ballot didn't cover what you had wanted it to?


Jessica - Apr 02, 2003 2:45:53 pm PST #9129 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I kinda think being showered with parking spaces would hurt. But I'll take the other stuff.


Betsy HP - Apr 02, 2003 2:49:27 pm PST #9130 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

They're virtual parking spaces. Like portable holes. You just pull one out of your pocket whenever you need it.


Jessica - Apr 02, 2003 2:49:59 pm PST #9131 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Sweeeeeeeet.

(Duuuuuuuuuude.)


Wolfram - Apr 02, 2003 3:06:16 pm PST #9132 of 10001
Visilurking

They're virtual parking spaces. Like portable holes. You just pull one out of your pocket whenever you need it.

Wouldn't it be easier if your car folded up into a palm pilot? (Jetson-like.) IJS.


Noumenon - Apr 02, 2003 11:00:34 pm PST #9133 of 10001
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

I know of Sartre, but I didn't know of "No Exit" or that he wrote it. "Like Sartre, Only Longer" is Googleable, making us look clever instead of random. It's a good play on the first thread title and just as short. I want it.

Sure looks like letting the proposer write the ballot will solve the problem of runoffs. Sweet.


P.M. Marc - Apr 02, 2003 11:20:02 pm PST #9134 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

"Like Sartre, Only Longer" is Googleable, making us look clever instead of random.

(Sometimes, very rarely, on Odd Thursdays in Months With No R, I am clever.)

(Signed, came up with that one, but fine with No Exit, which was what I was thinking of in the first place, because really? Hell? It's so totally other people. I mean, duh.)


Kristen - Apr 02, 2003 11:32:46 pm PST #9135 of 10001

Part of why I like "Like Sartre, Only Longer" is it just seems the natural progression from "Like Kafka, Only Funnier."