My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Hil R. - Mar 29, 2003 7:07:15 pm PST #8957 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm for elevenses.


Betsy HP - Mar 29, 2003 8:39:06 pm PST #8958 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

One more word and the monkey gets it.

Elevenses.


scrappy - Mar 29, 2003 8:46:35 pm PST #8959 of 10001
Nobody

t does the joyous dance of her idea meeting with approval


Deena - Mar 29, 2003 8:46:56 pm PST #8960 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

too bad that couldn't be the the title of movies.


Kat - Mar 29, 2003 10:12:33 pm PST #8961 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Natter: This Monkey's Gone to Eleven

I love this one because I've been listening to the Pixies for the past three weeks. Or I could go with the George Clooney Ocean's Eleven one.

But I LOATHE the elevenses. But I am decidedly anti-hobbit. I'm thinking Angus might back me up.

Then again because I hate it, it's destined to win.


jengod - Mar 29, 2003 10:43:16 pm PST #8962 of 10001

No frickin' monkeys! (With or without laser beams on their heads!)


Cindy - Mar 30, 2003 5:15:16 am PST #8963 of 10001
Nobody

But Kat - Elevensies is an additional snack period in the day. I'm of the opinion that if everyone in the world had more snacks and naps, there'd be less problems, up to and including war. Surely you can get behind snacks. Snacks would get behind you. Heaven knows they're behind me. They cushion me against the harshest chairs of the world.

Ask not what your snack can do for you, Kat. Ask what you can do for your snack.

Blessed are the snackers, for theirs is the key to the pantry.

When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary to have a snack, is there a better time for it than 11 (excepting afternoon tea, of course)?

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men need a snack.

I want the American people to know today that I am still committed to working with people of good faith and good will of both parties to do what's best for our country, to bring our nation together, to lift our people up, to move us all forward together, towards the snack bar.

Ich bin ein snack.

We have nothing to fear but a lack of snacks, itself.

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me snacks!

I have a dream my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their snacks.

This is one small step for food, one giant leap for snacks.

Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the Buffista Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'Eleven was their finest natter, for then did they snack.'


Noumenon - Mar 30, 2003 5:29:59 am PST #8964 of 10001
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the Buffista Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'Eleven was their finest natter, for then did they snack.'

Thread slug.

Hey, hobbit-haters, Winnie the Pooh had elevenses too. I think.

This is one small step for food, one giant leap for snacks.

A perfect line for Daffy Duck. Funny post!


justkim - Mar 30, 2003 7:15:05 am PST #8965 of 10001
Another social casualty...

I love Cindy.

I don't natter, so I don't care what the thread gets named, but I love Cindy.


Lyra Jane - Mar 30, 2003 7:16:16 am PST #8966 of 10001
Up with the sun

Don't care about hobbits, like Elevenses.