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Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Burrell - Mar 23, 2003 2:29:52 pm PST #8785 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

We don't want to be a general-purpose discussion website, and we don't have the capacity, really. This is why I would argue that all the miscellaneous topics, even the really important ones, belong in Natter.

Just repeating Jesse here. I think we need to keep this in mind. We are not a general forum, and that was never the intention.


John H - Mar 23, 2003 3:32:16 pm PST #8786 of 10001

I’m really not privy to much in the way of back channel and I don’t know if I’ve made any enemies over this. I doubt I’ve made any friends. I want you to know the feeling is far from mutual. I appreciate the respect and courtesy I’ve been shown throughout, and have tried to disregard anything that was less than that.

Chiming in to say, good for you, Wolfram (I'm not going to call you Wolfie, though I reserve the right to call you "Tungsten" of course).

It's a pity if the idea of backchannel has made you paranoid. I don't know of any at all, if that helps.

Mind you, composing your posts in Word, with Smart Quotes turned on? That's going to make you some enemies for sure. Please Note: this was a joke.


Wolfram - Mar 23, 2003 3:38:27 pm PST #8787 of 10001
Visilurking

John, I didn't understand half the things you just said, but thanks (for the other half.)

From a coding point of view, it's aesthetically sloppy. Right now, they appear in the order of creation. They could appear alphabetical or in most-recently-posted-in order -- basically anything that's sortable. Forcing threads to appear in a specific order means you have to hardcode in the thread id's which is badbadbad.

Can you just trick the order of creation into thinking Voting Discussion came before BBaBB? And has this now become a BBaBB question, because I am so not qualified to post in there?


Jon B. - Mar 23, 2003 4:12:51 pm PST #8788 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Can you just trick the order of creation into thinking Voting Discussion came before BBaBB? And has this now become a BBaBB question, because I am so not qualified to post in there?

It is a BBaBB question, but anyone is qualified to post in there. Honest. "The order of creation" is also known as the thread ID. If you look in the URL of this page, you'll see a piece that reads "thread_id=25". To "trick the order of creation" we'd have to change that number and that is NOT something we want to do. Trust me. ;)


Noumenon - Mar 23, 2003 4:16:48 pm PST #8789 of 10001
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

In honor of the discussion being held there right now, I propose that Lightbulb be given the thread number 24½.


Rebecca Lizard - Mar 23, 2003 5:59:46 pm PST #8790 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

John, I didn't understand half the things you just said, but thanks (for the other half.)

t straight-quotes evangelist

Wolfram, dude, you're writing your posts in some word-processing program that automatically replaces all the quotation marks or apostrophes you type (", ') with the special-character "smart quotes", which curl around the word instead of being straight. You can see it in the I've here:

I doubt I’ve

Thing is, these often translate very, very badly to the internet. Especially in plain-text email. If you don't know what they are, (forgive me for making the assumption) you probably will not miss them gone from your documents; go to your word-processing program's preferences (in Microsoft Word, it's under the Tools menu, in AutoCorrect, the AutoFormat As You Type tab) and turn them off and you'll never have to worry about your posts looking odd on the internet.

This has been a moment of internet-typography evangelism. We now return you to your normally-scheduled, unhijacked thread.


Cindy - Mar 23, 2003 6:36:52 pm PST #8791 of 10001
Nobody

Wolfram, I think he's saying you're bent! Durned furriners.


Gandalfe - Mar 23, 2003 10:46:09 pm PST #8792 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Wish I could get bent. Damnit.

I said BENT, not another word that sounds similar but has an a instead of an e! No, wait! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

What were we talking about?

Oh, well. My apologies to everyone I unintentionally offended. Everyone I meant to offend, piss off.


Elena - Mar 24, 2003 4:27:10 am PST #8793 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

John is correct and funny. From now on I'm going to call Wolfram 'Tungsten'. Ah, periodic table humour - is there a better kind?

This content free post is brought to you by the letter W and the number 74 and a crippling lack of sleep.


Cindy - Mar 24, 2003 5:25:39 am PST #8794 of 10001
Nobody

Ah, periodic table humour - is there a better kind?

If there's a Joss, there is.