Lorne: Take care of yourself and ah, make sure fluffy is getting enough love. Gunn: Did he have anything? Fred: No. And who's fluffy? Are you fluffy? Gunn: He called me fluffy? Fred: He said make sure…wait. You don't think he was referring to anything of mine that's fluffy, do you? Because that would just be inappropriate.

'Conviction (1)'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Jon B. - Mar 23, 2003 4:12:51 pm PST #8788 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Can you just trick the order of creation into thinking Voting Discussion came before BBaBB? And has this now become a BBaBB question, because I am so not qualified to post in there?

It is a BBaBB question, but anyone is qualified to post in there. Honest. "The order of creation" is also known as the thread ID. If you look in the URL of this page, you'll see a piece that reads "thread_id=25". To "trick the order of creation" we'd have to change that number and that is NOT something we want to do. Trust me. ;)


Noumenon - Mar 23, 2003 4:16:48 pm PST #8789 of 10001
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

In honor of the discussion being held there right now, I propose that Lightbulb be given the thread number 24½.


Rebecca Lizard - Mar 23, 2003 5:59:46 pm PST #8790 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

John, I didn't understand half the things you just said, but thanks (for the other half.)

t straight-quotes evangelist

Wolfram, dude, you're writing your posts in some word-processing program that automatically replaces all the quotation marks or apostrophes you type (", ') with the special-character "smart quotes", which curl around the word instead of being straight. You can see it in the I've here:

I doubt I’ve

Thing is, these often translate very, very badly to the internet. Especially in plain-text email. If you don't know what they are, (forgive me for making the assumption) you probably will not miss them gone from your documents; go to your word-processing program's preferences (in Microsoft Word, it's under the Tools menu, in AutoCorrect, the AutoFormat As You Type tab) and turn them off and you'll never have to worry about your posts looking odd on the internet.

This has been a moment of internet-typography evangelism. We now return you to your normally-scheduled, unhijacked thread.


Cindy - Mar 23, 2003 6:36:52 pm PST #8791 of 10001
Nobody

Wolfram, I think he's saying you're bent! Durned furriners.


Gandalfe - Mar 23, 2003 10:46:09 pm PST #8792 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Wish I could get bent. Damnit.

I said BENT, not another word that sounds similar but has an a instead of an e! No, wait! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

What were we talking about?

Oh, well. My apologies to everyone I unintentionally offended. Everyone I meant to offend, piss off.


Elena - Mar 24, 2003 4:27:10 am PST #8793 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

John is correct and funny. From now on I'm going to call Wolfram 'Tungsten'. Ah, periodic table humour - is there a better kind?

This content free post is brought to you by the letter W and the number 74 and a crippling lack of sleep.


Cindy - Mar 24, 2003 5:25:39 am PST #8794 of 10001
Nobody

Ah, periodic table humour - is there a better kind?

If there's a Joss, there is.


DXMachina - Mar 24, 2003 5:49:56 am PST #8795 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

This content free post is brought to you by the letter W and the number 74 and a crippling lack of sleep.

Snerk!

Ah, periodic table humour - is there a better kind?

If there is, I've never seen it.


billytea - Mar 24, 2003 6:02:39 am PST #8796 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ah, periodic table humour - is there a better kind?

Well, they do say timing is everything.

Timing... periodic... get it? You see, it's the periodic table and--

Um. Yeah. Shutting up now.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 24, 2003 6:04:00 am PST #8797 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Monkeyranium!

t runs away